Ever since the Internet has come about, there are those stories that make you go WTF?

This is one of those stories.

Apparently a woman in Maine found a Lizard in her lettuce.

Just the thought of finding something like this in my food has me dry heaving. So disgusting.

At least people took the situation with a grain of salt.

Well played, Sam. Well played.

You can never have too much protein in your diet.

The mom would be like: