Going to the Super Bowl is definitely NOT cheap by any means. ONE ticket can easily go for $3,000 to $4,000 dollars. And that’s not the only place where consumers get ripped off at. Go to the concession stand and you’ll easily drop a $100.

That Life Water damn well better give you some LIFE for $8.

What constitutes “specialty beer?” Miller Light?

Then there the “frozen hot chocolate” question that’s on everyone’s mind. You know, because it’s already cold as shit. Who would ac

No. That’d be iced hot chocolate. Duh.

The million dollar question.

Probably a wanna-be frappuccino.

Translation: A ghetto frappuccino.

EW.

Probably. But in this case, it’s $10 and probably tastes like shit.

We have a frozen hot chocolate expert here, ladies and gentleman.

Some dude who just downed 12 PBRs.

But the straw that broke the camel’s back? Parking.

Might as well rent a damn limo.

Setting the poor dude up for failure.

There’s the proper response.