Back in the day, flying was considered a luxury. People wore their Sunday best. After all, flying on an airplane wasn’t a normal occurrence, at least not like it is today.
Matt Drudge, however, had an interesting experience that will not only gross you out but make you appreciate cars and trains a whole lot more.
Spitting baby with red crusty eyes. Passengers sounding like barn animals. Lavatory toxic with fluids splattered. Welcome to the friendly skies!
— MATT DRUDGE (@DRUDGE) January 27, 2018
Sounds like whenever I have to fly.
Reads better this way:
The poetry of Matt Drudge
Spitting baby with red crusty eyes.
Passengers sounding like barn animals.
Lavatory toxic with fluids splattered.
Welcome to the friendly skies!
— Time Squanderer (@timesquanderer) January 27, 2018
And now I’m about to board my flight. Thanks Matt.
— David Webb (@davidwebbshow) January 27, 2018
Man, that blows.
Take LOTS of vitamin C.
— #ReleaseTheMemo (@SolarkatzQ) January 27, 2018
And grab a face mask while you’re at it.
— Richard Vogt (@Rvogt1_cba) January 27, 2018
That’s what flying has become, hasn’t it?
Option 1- teleconference
Option 2- the 10 hour rule – if you can drive there in 10 hours or less, do so.
Option 3- fly if you absolutely must
— PulpFictionBookStore (@PulpFictionStor) January 27, 2018
That’s a pretty decent rule of thumb.
Have a good flight!
— carole (@dagnon_carole) January 27, 2018
Now THAT’S an oxymoron.
I never have flown in my lifetime, no plans on doing it in the future. No thanks.
— #ReLeAsEtHeMeMo# (@RJrush4) January 27, 2018
Especially not after this description, huh?
Greyhound used to be a pleasant way to travel, but now it's like riding in a septic tank. The airlines have gone down the same waste pipe.
— Will Pennington (@WilliamPenny) January 27, 2018
Even the unhygienic have to travel, unfortunately.
I remember flying to Holland as 6-yo. My parents didn't allow us to talk on the plane for 14 hours!
They didn't want us to disturb the other passengers.
Not now, kids are allowed to run free, people talk loudly about things that are TMI & the attendants are treated like crap.
— #Form1649 (@Renesta) January 27, 2018
And we pay hundreds of dollars to endure it.
Let’s not forget the wannabe fascist thugs at TSA.
— Robert Rathbone (@robertrathbone) January 27, 2018
You mean you don’t like a stranger groping you?
You are in a flying Petrie dish.
— Debbie Fornefeld (@FornefeldDebbie) January 27, 2018
Imagine getting all those germs under a microscope. YUCK.
imagine having as much money as you and flying commercial coach by choice
— Ta-Nehashi’s Coats (@Ta_NeHashiCoats) January 27, 2018
That’s kind of the conservative thing to do. You know, by conserving your money and all.
We know you got private jet money, if not first class cabin money. Why you flying steerage, bro?
— Matt Braynard (@MattBraynard) January 27, 2018
Give the dude a break. If he flew in a private jet people would chastise him for “flaunting” his money and not being like the rest of us.