RedState’s Senior Contributing Editor, Ben Howe, decided to troll a Tinder bot. While it’s not exactly advised for everyone, the thread in itself is slightly funny.
It’s going well. pic.twitter.com/lZeIbWBQwW
— Ben (@BenHowe) January 8, 2018
The best part? He doesn’t actually answer her questions.
I think my question is perfectly fair. pic.twitter.com/1fdXFBSDNP
— Ben (@BenHowe) January 8, 2018
That took a lot of thought.
— Ben (@BenHowe) January 8, 2018
As long as you’re not playing Justin Bieber you should be good.
— Ben (@BenHowe) January 8, 2018
Nothing is too old for a robot. DUH.
Task set. pic.twitter.com/X8w15ppc4E
— Ben (@BenHowe) January 8, 2018
It’s like MySpace all over again.
What’s next? A PC4PC?
My gmail is public knowledge so i don’t mind giving it. Should I do it? Results will be posted. pic.twitter.com/cTZKOeLgFS
— Ben (@BenHowe) January 8, 2018
How does she know you have gmail and not Yahoo or some other free email service?
Given the dangers of hacking, I will not do it despite the fact that I think the results may have been hilarious. pic.twitter.com/VSgMMBzPid
— Ben (@BenHowe) January 8, 2018
Translation: You will see that I’m a hack. I’ll say I’m a princess from a foreign country and need you to pick up $5 billion dollars. But first, send me your banking information.
I feel awful that I had to end things this way. She'll find someone. pic.twitter.com/7pbfXpE9rP
— Ben (@BenHowe) January 8, 2018
It’s over before it began.
I’ve had several people accuse me of stealing this bot trolling I did from @JesseKellyDC. To squash that, please see how long ago I was doing this.
Let it be a lesson to you all: we are BOTH evil geniuses. https://t.co/wFCaNYO7mk
— Ben (@BenHowe) January 14, 2018
Apparently this is a thing amongst politicos.
Just don't steal my ladies, Ben. Save some for me.
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) January 14, 2018
Don’t worry, Jesse. There’s plenty of fake Tinder bots to go around.
Being married you don’t get to enjoy doing this on Tinder. You should consider getting endorsement to join for this reason alone. The bots are far more amusing.
— Ben (@BenHowe) January 14, 2018
Some wives would get a kick out of it. Others….not so much.
I'm honestly not even sure what Tinder is. All I know is if that's where the spam bots are, then I'm coming.
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) January 14, 2018
LOL. So “swipe left” means nothing to you?
It’s the dumpster fire of dating apps. If you join, watch for bots that start out saying they hate Tinder. A link to their “better” website is forthcoming.
— Ben (@BenHowe) January 14, 2018
Do they hack your info at their “better” link?
Dumpster fire is just my speed. I gotta talk to the Mrs. This should be an interesting conversation…
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) January 14, 2018
We’d all love to be a fly on the wall when this conversation goes down.
No Jesse
— Mickey (@steelerfan1220) January 14, 2018
Already getting shut down.
lol. I have to. It's calling me.
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) January 14, 2018
Ohh…
Asked and answered. Heartbreaking. pic.twitter.com/41mstdSZ7o
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) January 14, 2018
You didn’t exactly argue your case there, man.
I should just give you my login.
— Ben (@BenHowe) January 14, 2018
Don’t tell Mrs. Kelly. She’ll hunt you down.
Nice. I can backdoor my way in!
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) January 14, 2018
Technically you didn’t join…
Probably better luck with Ben's pics
— Mickey (@steelerfan1220) January 14, 2018
OUCH. That’s harsh.
I definitely look more like a “mark.” ?
— Ben (@BenHowe) January 14, 2018
Or a Bob.
