Jimmy Fallon decided to jump on the Twitter hashtag bandwagon earlier today as a way of engaging with fans.

He even included some of his own worst first dates.

Was she your server or your hostess?

What the…

So it’s safe to assume there was no goodnight kiss? Or a second date?

At least you got new shoes…and a bath.

You should have known it wasn’t going to go well when you ended up at a lesbian club.

That’s just…sad.

She could have at least gone halfsies with you.

Crazy cat men DO exist!

Was he at least nice enough to let you get a meal or did you have to order off the dollar menu?


He could have at least let you get a soda. Wouldn’t have killed him to spend an extra $2.


INSTANT turnoff.