You’ve gone too far, TSA. You dare to single out Captain Kirk/T.J. Hooker/Denny Crane for a security check? Have you lost your collective mind?

This is William Shatner. Everything he does is entertaining, even if it’s at his own expense. So if TSA wants to play that game, Shatner’s pants are gonna give everyone something to remember.

Actually, let’s go to the man himself for the story:

At least he got a good story out of it – and according to one follower, it’s not even the worst thing he’s done: