Bill Kristol has no shortage of bad takes. Just the other day, he was calling for the defunding of DHS (which tells us it's doing a great job).

Now he's back with an even worse take on Independence Day.

Seriously?

It's painful.

Just like good ol' George.

Not.

Yep.

He's not.

But the Declaration of Independence!

Or something.

He's the entire three-ring circus.

Bill's fine with that.

Just like Thomas Jefferson!

We lost IQ points, for sure.

He'll get there eventually.

Really fascinating.