Following today’s reading of the Vagina Monologues at the Michigan State House, with those radical femi-nazis wanting us all to “#SayVagina!,” conservatives have dutifully jumped in to hijack the hashtag:

And, of course, THIS:

Update: Apparently conservatives love to #SayVagina, here are more great tweets:

You can #SayVagina, but here are five things you can’t say: