Earlier today, Mother Jones writer and frequent Twitchy critic Tim Murphy hit on an interesting idea. Of course, he meant it as an insult, but we think a “Twitchy Team” series of mystery novels is just what our nation’s youngsters need. After all, who wouldn’t love a gang of lovable bloggers tracking down evil plots on the interwebs?

Could Michelle Malkin be the Nancy Drew of the social media age? Zowie, Tim! That sounds positively wizard!

Our staffers seem to like the idea.

Of course, not everyone is on board:

Honestly, how could anybody be against this?

Tell your favorite publisher: America’s children need the Twitchy Team novels, and they need them now!