Funnyman Jim Carrey is back on the Twitters today, and given his recent record, you’d think that would mean another hateful rant laced with weirdo emoticons. After all, this is the man who discovered the root of all Catholic problems in the “denial of human sexuality” and essentially declared that “assault weapon” owners deserve to die.

Nope. Today, Jim Carrey really loves you — all of you. If you want to sell bazookas on the street corner, Jim wants to give you a hug. Granted, it all rings a little hollow given the poison-keyboard nature of his past statements, but we should give him a little credit.

However, the reason for this post is not that Jim Carrey loves us. It’s to demonstrate what odd senses of humor his followers possess.

Ooooookay then.