If Elvis Costello is reading this, he might want to consider taking out a restraining order, because Jason Biggs is tweeting some seriously creepy stuff at him. Apparently, Costello is sitting near Biggs on an airplane. Biggs, of course, took this as a good excuse to … ahem … be himself.

Okay, cool. We’d think it was neat if we were sitting next to Elvis Costello too. But then things went off the rails.

Maybe he’s on Twitter. That would make him nervous right about now.

If any of the flight attendants are reading this, please do not give Mr. Biggs any (more) alcohol.