Even if they’re about Lance Armstrong, it’s hard to make testicular cancer jokes funny. Still, plenty of people are having fun with Armstrong’s lack of — well — you know what we mean.
Oprah has Lance Armstrong by the ball.
— Random News (@OgY3SKa) January 18, 2013
It took a lot of BALL to do what lance Armstrong did
— Winloseortye (@tyeking10) January 18, 2013
— Francella Fiallos (@f_fiallos) January 18, 2013
"Yeah I said she was a bitch and she was crazy…but not fat." Lance Armstrong you make up for having one ball by being a massive dick
— Jeanne Fennell (@jeanbean23) January 18, 2013
The ball on that guy! RT @Flosstrodamus Lance Armstrong is a sociopath. Guy is absolute garbage.
— DontJuddMe™ (@DontJuddMe) January 18, 2013
Really, people? Really? You all ought to have your mouths washed out with soap!