Well folks, the end of the 13th Mayan b’ak’tun is nearly upon us. Actually, for most of the world, it’s already here. So, in celebration of the fact that we’re still here — or possibly in preparation for our final collision with the dark planet Nibiru — here are some of the day’s best apocalyptic tweets.

For the second time in 24 hours we’re actually forced to give Roseanne props. Best cynical tweet of the day.

Do you insure against Nibiru damage? Zombies? We could definitely use zombie insurance. Does our current policy cover a magnetic pole shift or does that work like flood insurance?


Be sure to check back with Twitchy tomorrow for the very best in post-apocalyptic tweets.