Today, cannabis advocates managed to trend the hashtag #ThingsMoreHarmfulThanMarijuana. You can only imagine where this is going, especially since we can safely assume that half of the snarkers were stoned.

Razor blades in fluffy bunnies? Okaaaaaaaaaaaay.

We can only hope that some of these people are high — because if they’re like this sober, then there really is no hope for the world.