Obama calls debate prep a drag; ‘they’re keeping me inside’ all day

Being commander-in-chief is hard. The president stopped by a campaign office today to visit volunteers, and not only did he generously bring a stack of pizzas — he indulged in a little whine as well. We know the president’s been hard at work; we have photographic evidence from the White...

Obama’s mockable campaign speech to AFL-CIO on our dime, again: ‘Maybe Boehner doesn’t drive anymore’

President Obama gave a speech this morning to his union buddies at the AFL-CIO. Certainly seems like a campaign speech instead of "official" business, doesn't it? Presidenting is hard. Campaigning and fallacious blame gaming is far easier, especially when it's on our dime. Again.

Van Jones calls inaugural address ‘Djobama Unleashed’

Normally, we expect a little taste from the punditry on special occasions, but this is tone-deaf serial race-baiter Van Jones we’re talking about. So, instead of flowery words about bringing the country together, we got a borderline racist remark comparing the president’s address to “Django Unchained.” How nice to know that one of the Left’s leading lights...

Stompy Foot in Chief Obama continues to whine and lie about being outspent; What about Bush?

President Obama is still whining, and lying, about being outspent. As Twitchy reported, President Obama started up the whine-machine last month when he claimed he could be "the first president in modern history to be outspent in his re-election campaign." He has revved up the whine-machine even more the past couple of days. Not only is his whine-machine at full power, but so is his lie machine. The first president in history to be outspent?" Did he forget about President Bush?

President Obama tries his lame, false 'FACT' spiel with energy; Fails again

Dude. His “FACT” spiel is really getting pitiful. Bless his pants-on-fire heart! The president seems to never learn; simply screeching “FACT” in front of something, doesn’t make it true. As these citizens, once again, made quite clear. Along with the cost MT @barackobama: FACT: U.S. electricity production from renewable energy...

Wait, WAAAT? Trump’s DACA tweet totally confuses Seth Rogen and it’s actually pretty hilarious

Trump’s actions around DACA for the past week or so have been a bit confusing to say the least. For example, his base elected him on the premise that he would send illegal immigrants home and build the wall … and yeah, that’s not happening. Especially if you read the...

He feels our pain! President Math is Hard admits 'buying insurance is hard,' too

No, he really said that. During this afternoon’s presser, President Obama informed the American public that, quote, “buying insurance is hard.” Obama said buying insurance online is so hard? Lol this man has totally lost it. — kerry (@Kerryepp) November 14, 2013 Hey buying insurance is really hard! Obama #ClownCarAdmin...

Double snap! Does Obama have a secret job at Apple? (With a bonus ‘so there’s that’)

Oh snap! As Twitchy reported, President Slow Jam proved during a “Tonight Show” appearance that it isn’t just economic thingies that are hard for him: Geography is hard, too! Lapdogs swiftly buried the gaffe-bones for him, as Twitchy pointed out. If Rand-McNally operated like the AP, they'd edit the atlas...

‘Fore shame!’ Does Obama have a new shutdown adviser? Priorities!

Surprise! As Twitchy reported, the House voted late Saturday night to delay Obamacare and avert a shutdown. The president? Oh, he was hitting the links, natch. Need another reason Democrats suck? Obama's golfing and Democrat Senators are no-shows as govt. is about to shut down http://t.co/4fKQXhnAw5 — TEA Party Mike...

Obama ‘thinks you’re stupid!’ What is the fishiest part of Iran deal?

Snicker. Other citizens are wondering too. Remember, President Know-Nothing has often claimed that he only learns about things by seeing them on the news or reading about them in the newspaper. Way to lead, baby! Presidenting is hard. He doesn’t have time for pesky things like that. Is Obama learning...

SWEET Schadenfreude! Jim Acosta concern-trolls Trump with Afghanistan, steps on Obama rake

Where were all of these concerns when Obama was president? It’s hard to take Acosta all that seriously when it seems fairly convenient for him to call out Trump while he ignored Obama’s blunder in Afghanistan for the last eight years. Trump on Afghanistan strategy: "we will not talk about...

Brutally bam-tastic! #ObamaExcuses: The Obama presidency summed up in one hashtag

It’s totally not Obama’s fault! He’s just not that into you, world. As Twitchy readers know, President Pass-the-Buck offered up a number of absurd remarks on Syria on Wednesday. He not only said that it is Congress‘ credibility on the line (unprecedented jackassery!) but he also claimed to have never...

What could go wrong? Obama taps Biden to lead interagency gun control task force

Looks like it’s participation trophy day at the White House! First, President Obama was named Person of the Year by Time magazine. And later this morning, the president will announce that he’s rewarding Vice President Biden’s hard work with a new leadership position. Biden is leading a task force on...

‘Breaking up is hard to do’: GOP hands out tissues at DNC

The GOP is killing it with brilliant swag at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte. LOL! Brilliant! MT“@JordanSekulow: “@toddstarnes: RNC passing out kleenex at DNC pic.twitter.com/klCUWHD5”” #TCOT #ocra #DNC2012 — Brian Johnson (@ConservNut2) September 4, 2012 BAM! That’s awesome. “@JordanSekulow: “@toddstarnes: RNC passing out kleenex at DNC pic.twitter.com/bJTV6LfU”” — Sara Marie...

HA! 3 Hill-arious Reactions to the Electoral College Vote

For weeks, Democrats have banked on the Electoral College changing their votes to keep President-Elect Trump from taking office. Only one problem? Electoral College delegates didn’t quite get their sentiment. In fact, Clinton supporters had major meltdowns. 1.  “Shame!” Outburst as WI #ElectoralCollege vote is announced as 10 ballots for...

#BarackObamaDidItForThem: More citizens answer Obama's 'you didn't build that' business slam

Citizens, small business owners among them, are still fuming today. And rightly so; President Obama's sneering contempt and the scorn he holds for business is shake fisty beyond belief. The worst part is that it was not something gaffe-tastic; it is what he truly believes. He believes that government, not individuals, is paramount. He believes that The State should run all and pesky people should just get out of the way and shaddup. Entrepreneurship is bad, because it is individual and not collective-based. Well, small business owners refuse to talk to President Obama's dismissive hand and they are fighting back.

Wait, so now Bette Midler is upset about pork in the Sandy relief package?

But only 2million for "Hazardous Substance Superfund" to clean up the enormous and toxic mess vomited up by Sandy? — Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) January 18, 2013 Bette Midler wanted the “pathetic bunch of losers” in Washington to hurry up and pass more laws. But now that our legislators are close...