Hump that leg! Reporter asks President Boyfriend a deep ‘personal question’ [video]

During this afternoon’s Very Special Presser, intrepid reporter Brianna Keilar asked President Obama a Very Special Question: GOOD GOD: CNN's Brianna Keiler just asked Obama what his New Year's resolution is. #BailOut — John Nolte (@NolteNC) December 20, 2013 Perhaps she and the president should have a joint New Year’s...

‘Epic selfie’: @BarackObama pimps opportunity to meet President Boyfriend [pic]

President Bucket List rides again! The OFA stoolies manning the @BarackObama Twitter account want to make sure you know how lucky you’d be to snag a photo with him: You + President Obama = epic selfie. This could be you if you win. Airfare and hotel included: http://t.co/uOTvQlffyO pic.twitter.com/FQsUeGvfdq &mdash...

Grab the barf bag: Politico swoons over President Boyfriend and his 'dazzling' smile

And our appetites remain lost. It looks like Politico has finally given up on maintaining any semblance of objectivity. This morning, writers Todd Purdum and John Harris pooled their powers of swoonage to celebrate “what’s right with President Obama”: Holy Crap @Politico really is just an #Obama news Outlet MT...

Protecting President Boyfriend: Crowley ‘just wanted to move along,’ inspires #CrowleyFactCheck

As Twitchy reported, debate moderator Candy Crowley carried heavy water for President Obama last night. And misled viewers over whether or not President Obama had immediately called the attack on our consulate in Benghazi an “act of terror.” Journalistic integrity? Not so much. “Real journalist” Crowley tried to walk-back her tag-teaming...

Hey, guess what ‘Hallo-WIN’ Planned Parenthood compared to ‘free candy’ [pic]

Infantilizing women on a holiday that millions of children never got to celebrate thanks to the abortion industry — that’s a “Hallo-WIN” for the depraved Planned Parenthood. @PPFAQ such an insult to women. — Alissa Thorell (@al4gzuz2) October 31, 2013 Related: Higher premiums? No biggie! Fluke-bots thank President Boyfriend for ‘free’...

Dana Perino knocks 'man crush articles' about Obama admin; Politico reporter: That's 'just chum for Fox viewers'

Heh. Apparently Fox News host Dana Perino didn’t get the memo to “real journalists” that dreamy President Boyfriend is a “sex symbol” with “swag.” Man-crush city, baby! @DanaPerino Man crush? I just gagged a little. — Mike Boggs (@MichaelBoggs) April 4, 2013 @DanaPerino They are hoping for an invite to one...

Frisky moose makes NSFW-ish move on (apparently) enticing moose statue [photos]

Er … Will the moose make the move on the statue? Tune in at 5 to find out:) pic.twitter.com/KJsYtPRcgT — Nick McGurk (@NickKIRO7) June 2, 2013 Will he make the move? The answer? All. Night. Long. This moose in Colorado has taken a fancy to a local statue. http://t.co/uPixq6HANn #moosesex...

‘Bizarro World’: Markos suggests that Obama doesn’t deserve his Peace Prize

Rut-roh: Obama should probably mail that peace prize back to Sweden. — Markos Moulitsas (@markos) September 6, 2013 Damn. When even Markos Moulitsas bails on President Boyfriend, what does that say about Obama? We may need some time to process this: I agree with @markos about something. I may have to...

Hey, feminists! What’s with Obama’s binders full of under-the-bus women?

Hmmm. Funny, that. On the heels of the latest woman to take the fall for President Pass-the-Buck, other citizens are wondering about and noticing the same thing. Why does the President let these women take the blame? From Benghazi to ACA. It's not called SebeliusCare! — Kennedy (@KennedyNation) October 30...

Monica Crowley: No, I’m NOT related to Candy Crowley, thanks

First things first: it’s unlikely that anyone would mix up the two Crowleys based on their politics. Monica Crowley is a Fox News contributor, radio host and self-described “happy warrior.” CNN’s Candy Crowley, you might remember, was most recently seen tag-teaming with the president against Mitt Romney during last night’s...

President Obama bares soul at presser, confesses to beating himself up regularly

President Obama is just like us, you guys. He has bad days and beats himself up and stuff: Obama says he beats himself up more than @jonkarl or @edhenryTV does — Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) December 20, 2013 Obama self reflection. He beats himself up, but he has to get up...