Vine video: Dana Perino’s dog Jasper sniffs out corruption at the DOJ

But clearly, there's only one explanation for this canine pursuit of justice. … Hey, Holder was happy to make a chew toy out of James Rosen. … Unlike the Washington Post and Politico, Dana Perino's dog Jasper seems eager for an on-the-record encounter with Attorney General Eric Holder…

Dana Perino has the perfect Speedo model to replace Ryan Lochte [photoshop]

Lochte has now lost endorsement deals with Speedo, Ralph Lauren, and Gentle Laser Hair Removal, making his little pit-stop at that gas station in Rio one of the most expensive bathroom breaks in history … Looking good, Jasper! … Now that Speedo has dropped Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte, Dana Perino has an idea on who should be be the company's next swimwear model…

Dana Perino issues a stern warning to leave HER Christmas movie alone

Ha! … Don't you dare go after "Love Actually" … In the wake of Sony pulling "The Interview" from theaters in an effort to appease hackers who threatened its release, Fox News's Dana Perino has issued a blanket warning to the collective "they" who might try to ruin her holiday movie viewing…

Dana Perino makes it rain cats and dogs for Greg Gutfeld’s birthday [Vine, pics]

And that prompted Perino issue a call for tweeters to send their dog pictures to Gutfeld … Perino heard from another dog lover … Greg Gutfeld has ribbed Dana Perino about her love of dogs in the past, and Perino was back at it by tweeting Gutfeld a picture of her dog Jasper as an early birthday tribute…

‘Cute alert!’ Janice Dean’s book to debut; Dana Perino offers sneak peek [pics]

Funny lady and FNC meteorologist Janice Dean’s children’s book, “Freddy the Frogcaster” is set to debut Monday. Tomorrow @foxandfriends will have the official LAUNCH of #FreddytheFrogcaster complete with Freddy Fans in studio! TUNE IN! — Janice Dean August 25, 2013 Fellow Fox Newsers have been providing some sneak peeks of the book: Be sure...

‘He’ll roast Weiner’: Dana Perino proposes #GutfeldForMayor; Hilarious suggestions for campaign platforms ensue

The graphic for a hypothetical Gutfeld campaign is even finished already … Hilarious suggestions for platforms and slogans continue to be added to Twitter … Anthony Weiner might be currently leading the race to become the next mayor of New York City, but Dana Perino would like to see her fellow co-host of Fox News' "The Five" make a run, if only for the platforms…

Hair of the dog? Dana Perino follows up Cinco de Mayo tweet to Sooper Mexican with Siete de Mayo pic

Giggles! As Twitchy reported, Fox News’ Dana Perino name-checked the fabulous blogger Sooper Mexican on Cinco de Mayo. Hilarity, of course, ensued. Today, she upped the ante with a ”Siete de Mayo” Jasper photo. Sooper Mexican responds. @DanaPerino he definitely looks like I do when I need a morning pick-me-up — el Sooper ن...

Reviews are in: Dana Perino’s Fox News special on President George W. Bush scores [pics]

While conservatives have many issues with President Bush, they respect the man and his deep humility and decency. … Jasper wasn't alone. … Fox News' Dana Perino took to Twitter to post some great photos before the airing of her special, "Up Close with 43: President George W. Bush."…

Bark softly? Dana Perino’s dog zings Biden, with prop: ‘He’s got a big stick’

Heh. Classic! Dana Perino’s dog is hilariously quoting Biden, with a prop; so fancy! Remember, Joe “Gaffetastic” Biden once said, “I promise you, the president has a big stick.” Zing! The former Bush press secretary and current Fox News contributor tweeted the picture and Twitter users are appreciatung the giggle break. @DanaPerino phew, I wasn't...

Which of ‘The Five’ is ready to take over for David Letterman? [Photoshop]

Of course it’s Dana Perino’s dog, Jasper. You didn’t think it was Greg Gutfeld, did you? “@FiveFanPS: Letterman's Late Show successor announced (you had to know this was coming, ha) @DanaPerino 25427968 @DanaPerino @FiveFanPS Love your dog. I took in a stray dog and the kids...

Fashion forward! Wardrobe must-haves to survive the SOTU address [pics]

What will you wear during Tuesday night’s State of the Union address? Lying Obamacare poster boy Chad Henderson says he’ll be donning this getup as a guest of GOP Rep. Steve Stockman. The Evolution of my 'State of the Union' attire! #SOTU @newschannelnine — Chad Henderson January 28, 2014 But this one seems like...

More Fox News #Geraldoing? James Rosen and Mike Tobin make hilarious semi-nude selfie promises

Sorry, ladies. … Some Twitter users have a fevah and the only cure is a James Rosen selfie. … Hey, just because Geraldo's horrifying sideways topless selfie single-handedly created a permanent market for eye bleach doesn't mean all Fox News selfies are the stuff of nightmares…

Awesome: Amb. John Bolton, President of Fox News’ ‘Red Eye’ gives State of the Show address; Update: Video

Some specifics from his address, and some questions for the president … Fans love the President of Red Eye and give former Ambassador John Bolton high marks for his "State of the Show" address during last night's episode. … Heh. In case you have made it onto Greg Gutfeld's laminated "dead to me" list by missing the show, Twitter is here to catch you up…

Party at Gutfeld’s: Fox News host offers to hold Easter #GregRoll

Shocked by news that the White House has warned ticket-holders to its annual Easter egg roll that the event is subject to cancellation "due to funding uncertainty," Gutfeld offered to sponsor his own Easter egg hunt in his apartment. … Now it's colleague Greg Gutfeld's turn to help ease the nation's pain. … Earlier this month, Eric Bolling, co-host of Fox News' "The Five," offered to pick up the tab if the White House would reopen for public tours which were canceled (allegedly) due to sequestration cuts…