Mark Knoller’s photo stream of former President George H.W. Bush’s casket procession is all you need

(We consider Knoller one of the best reporters in Washington because he just … reports; we just wish someone would buy him a better camera.) … A lot of the Twitchy audience right now is probably watching on TV as former President George H.W. Bush's casket is carried into the Capitol, but in case you've missed it, CBS News' Mark Knoller has provided extensive photo coverage of the event from start to finish…

Mark Knoller tweets sad photo of White House vending machine as shutdown looms

It’s been a long day in Washington, D.C. with the looming shutdown and all, so much so that the White House press corps is almost completely out of snacks. Via CBS News’ Mark Knoller: Nothing so clearly says long day and late night at WH press room: — Mark Knoller January 20, 2018...

Mark Knoller takes another swipe at CNN’s obsession with countdown clocks

Our favorite: When Knoller thanked CNN for its essential asteroid flyby countdown clock, which dutifully ticked away the seconds while earthlings helplessly watched an asteroid pass within 3. … Mark Knoller, CBS News' unofficial numbers guy, can't seem to get enough of CNN's on-screen countdown clocks…

Why won’t Mark Knoller ever be president? His Nerd Prom ‘attitude’ reveals answer

Twitchy coverage of CBS' Mark Knoller … Mark Knoller: White House Correspondents' Dinner has become DC Golden Globes … As Twitchy readers know, CBS News' Mark Knoller doesn't pull any punches when it comes to the White House Correspondents' Dinner, also known as Nerd Prom…

Heh: CBS News' Mark Knoller reveals why he could never replace David Letterman

Twitchy coverage of Mark Knoller … 'Running out of stupid pet tricks': Mark Knoller lists top 10 reasons David Letterman is retiring … Now that Stephen Colbert's been named as David Letterman's "Late Show" successor, it looks like Mark Knoller won't be starting a late-night career anytime soon…

‘Running out of stupid pet tricks’: Mark Knoller lists top 10 reasons David Letterman is retiring

Now that David Letterman is retiring, there’s going to be no end to the “Top 10 reasons David Letterman is retiring” jokes. Credit CBS News’ Mark Knoller for being one of the very first. Let’s have a look. 10. Running out of stupid pet tricks. 9. Chris Christie will be thin by then. 8. Wants...

‘Saddest tweet of the month!’ Mark Knoller reveals telling aspect of Galifianakis’ Obama interview

Full Twitchy coverage of CBS News' Mark Knoller … Sigh. The embarrassment of a Tiger Beat president aside, CBS News' Mark Knoller then revealed a very telling aspect of the "interview" … Let's go to journo Mark Knoller's Twitter feed for the scoop…

When is Kate Upton’s Zero-G bikini shoot ‘old news’? CBS News’ Mark Knoller has the answer [pics]

Model Kate Upton took one for the team when she “braved the loss of gravity” for a Sports Illustrated bikini shoot. CBS’ Mark Knoller appears … grateful. But did CNN pick up the story too late? @markknoller @CNN Part of CNNs problem is this story had been out there for days. by the time a...

Zing! Mark Knoller recalls Twitter's Obama-like promise

There was a lot of talk on Twitter today about yet another format change. CBS News’ Mark Knoller seems to recall Twitter’s Obama-like guarantee: Didn't @twitter promise that if we liked the Twitter format we had we could keep it? — Mark Knoller February 3, 2014 Ha! The Obama administration parallels kept coming: @markknoller...

‘National treasure!’ Mark Knoller slays with Obama, Hollywood Oscars-mocking snark [pic]

Knoller then brought it all home with this delicious bit of snark … Knoller then again took on Hollywood by live-tweeting his thoughts during the announcement of the Oscar nominations … Once again CBS' Mark Knoller scored with snarky tweets…

‘Brilliant, sir!’ Mark Knoller suggests drinking game to accompany reports of extreme cold

@markknoller brilliant sir! — Brodacious January 6, 2014 An excellent suggestion from CBS News’ Mark Knoller. Viewers might as well get some kind of warmth during all the news segments featuring reporters pointing out how cold it is in much of the country. According to the rules of Knoller’s Polar Vortex game, here’s a...

Rob Lowe, Mark Knoller suffering ‘Anchorman 2’ promo fatigue

Good one! The makers of “Anchorman 2” have made sure that Will Farrell’s character, Ron Burgundy, has been seen everywhere possible, to the extent that Farrell co-anchored a real newscast at a North Dakota station to promote the film. Lowe is not alone in feeling the media saturation. CBS News’ Mark Knoller is suffering promotional fatigue...

Knoller nails it!’ CBS journo slays with Hollywood-mocking Golden Globes snark

Heh. But Mark Knoller is not lacking in self-awareness … Thursday morning was no exception as Knoller weighed in on the Golden Globe nominations with his signature deadpan snark. … CBS journo Mark Knoller's Twitter feed is always informative and entertaining…

Journo Mark Knoller’s hysterical travel tweets ding Obama, hoodies and TSA; Libs flip

Same here, buddy! So, what is CBS’ Mark Knoller up to today? I'm wearing a hoodie right now, I should go wait for Mark Knoller at the airport. — Iannywise November 27, 2013 Wait, what? Let’s start at the beginning: Mr. Knoller took to Twitter, as he is wont to do, to live-tweet his...