Geraldo being Geraldo.
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It's just like "Flashdance"!
“Harmlessly”? Tell that to our scarred minds’ eyes. It wasn’t long ago that Geraldo was whining that everyone was looking at his bare, manly chest. Guess he’s come to terms with that and now the only thing he regrets is the timing. Because Weiner “spill over.” Ew. We regret that...
Some Twitter users have a fevah and the only cure is a James Rosen selfie!
Annnnnd there go our appetites.
Oh no. Please no. @GeraldoRivera "moon" Dude, you just posted a naked pic of yourself last night. Do you not see the jokes writing themselves? — Melvin Udall (@Melvin_Udall_) July 22, 2013 Heh. Clearly Geraldo Rivera is completely lacking in self-awareness or he wouldn’t have tweeted the nightmare-inducing nearly-naked selfie...
Leave Geraldo alone! Serious You Guys! Aww, poor little victim Geraldo Rivera wants everyone to stop showing his emetic of a selfie. That, you know, he publicly posted. On Twitter. Proudly. https://twitter.com/ccitizen21/status/359489780007964674 https://twitter.com/Dianne93101/status/359581015548772354 Seriously. So much food for snark: A feast that will last for years. @GeraldoRivera I wasn't offended...
There is a cure for Post-traumatic Geraldo Selfie Syndrome.
Step away from the Twitter, Geraldo.
Geraldo Rivera has deleted his infamous Anthony Weiner-esque tweet, but it was a little too late. The picture made the rounds and is still attached to countless other tweets: The face that launched a thousand breakfasts pic.twitter.com/aTTNOnynRd — Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) July 21, 2013 Geraldo can delete the tweet, but...
Self-awareness takes a holiday.
Anti-2nd Amendment Geraldo Rivera: 'Behead ISIS butchers'
NSA leaker Edward Snowden is reportedly seeking asylum in Russia, and that’s all the evidence Geraldo needs to know that Snowden’s “a sniveling punk ass traitor.” Meanwhile, with regards to Mr. Rivera himself: @GeraldoRivera now that @GeraldoRivera has a twitter does any American doubt that he's a sniveling punk ass...
In desperation to dig up dirt on me the low-life's at HSS are following & secretly videotaping my wife and 8 year old daughter around town. — Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) September 18, 2013 Geraldo Rivera is suing the Hospital for Special Surgery, alleging botched back surgery and accusing the hospital...
Who gave Geraldo Rivera another shovel?
On Wednesday night, Geraldo Rivera tweeted this: #Russia could be a cancer on the Trump presidency — Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) February 16, 2017 He added: If you did not complain about leaks and hacks damaging to @HillaryClinton Don't complain about hacks and leaks damaging to @realDonaldTrump. — Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera)...
Geraldo Rivera took to Twitter this morning to criticize his good friend, President Donald Trump, for calling porn star and alleged lover Stormy Daniels a “horseface”: Totally get smoldering anger of @realDonaldTrump vs constant irritatingly crude attacks wielded by #StormyDanials & hit man @MichaelAvenatti re penis size, etc. Also get...
Fox News host Geraldo Rivera has been feeling really sorry for his Muslim “brothers and sisters” in the wake of the Boston marathon bombings.
Skepticism ensues
At least we know where Geraldo stands when it comes to the Cruz campaign.
Fox News’ Geraldo Rivera came to the defense of President Donald Trump and his remarks casting doubt on the official revised death toll from Hurricane Maria on Puerto Rico: “They say all these people died in the storm in Puerto Rico, yet 70% of the power was out before the...
https://twitchy.com/sd-3133/2017/10/04/2d-amendment-sucks-geraldo-makes-fact-free-case-against-guns/
"Just shut up, dude."
Raving radio lunatic drives raving radio host over the edge
Projection detectors set off.
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2013/04/04/take-it-from-geraldo-saying-illegal-aliens-just-isnt-hip/
The Associated Press could have saved itself and the rest of us a lot of time by just retweeting Geraldo Rivera and calling it a day. There’s certainly no need to fret for paragraphs over the propriety of the term “illegal” — no one’s going to dare use it now...
Boston marathon bombing suspect Tamerlan Tsarnaev (now deceased) reportedly bought two mortar kits from a New Hampshire fireworks store in February. It is possible, as Fox News host Geraldo Rivera suggests, that the bombers harvested gunpowder from fireworks for their bombs. Then again, it is also possible they did not do...
Hey, Geraldo, ever notice how many anti-gun zealots are giant douchebags who threatened to spit on a woman, referred to Ambassador Stevens as “dead dude”, and scrambled to find a generator to save his koi pond when people had no power to heat their homes after Sandy? Sure, we realize we’re...
Cruz for SCOTUS, but not for president.
REAL threat is from the north, according to Geraldo.