*HIC* Dennis Miller might need the witness protection program after THIS Hillary joke, but you’ll ROFL

Have we mentioned how glad we are that Dennis Miller is back on Twitter? Because man, we are SO GLAD he’s back on Twitter. No one else really tells us how it is while making us laugh at the same time. Case in point: I think Hillary's drunk…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………with power. &mdash...

Rich Little reveals what he has in common with Dennis Miller, zings Obama

That may have been said snarkily, but it was prescient! What does fellow comedian Rich Little have in common with the always awesome Dennis Miller? Rich Little on the DMZ "We have one thing in common, We both don't like Barack Obama " — Wocka Flocka Robot (@Red_Eye_Robot) September 23...

Dennis Miller: We should ‘sh*thammer Nidal Hasan,’ not a rodeo clown

As Twitchy reported, the NAACP is hell-bent on a government probe of a rodeo clown in an Obama mask. Enter Dennis Miller with a much-needed reality check: I wish we would act as quickly to shithammer Nidal Hasan as we do rodeo clowns. — Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) August 14, 2013...

It’s MILLER TIME! Dennis Miller’s joke about how Hillary ACTUALLY fractured her wrist wins Twitter

Seems failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton ‘slipped’ in the bathtub earlier this week and fractured her wrist, sadly soon after she nearly fell down the stairs. We’d call her a train wreck but at this point, we’re afraid that would be an insult to train wrecks. Stop it, it’s just...

Comedian Jon Lovitz to host Dennis Miller's radio show Monday

Jon Lovitz will be filling in for Dennis Miller on his radio show. Lovitz tweeted that he would be hosting but failed to mention what day. He corrected his mistake. I'M AN IDIOT!!!! I LEFT OUT I'M HOSTING DENNIS MILLER'S RADIO SHOW, MONDAY, TOMORROW, JULY 30, 7-10AM, PACIFIC COAST TIME THANK YOU, DENNIS!...

‘Managed to tan off his balls’: Dennis Miller slams John Boehner

Speaker of the House John Boehner said yesterday that the reaction to the budget deal from some conservative groups was “ridiculous” and that they’ve “lost all credibility.” Boehner’s performance of late isn’t earning high praise from Dennis Miller. As I've said before, Boehner somehow managed to tan off his balls...

LOL OUCH! That Dennis Miller would rather do THIS than watch the Oscars speaks VOLUMES

Seems a pretty safe guess that Dennis Miller is less than impressed with what the 90th Oscars has to offer this year. While many of us are skipping the yearly awards show where a bunch of wealthy, self-centered, progressive Hollywood elite pat themselves on the back for reading words someone else...

Dennis Miller knows what Psy can do with that imaginary horse

We know that years ago, before his record-breaking “Gangnam Style” video, K-pop star Psy advocated “slowly and painfully” killing U.S. soldiers. He now says he’ll forever be sorry for those remarks, but can’t he just go away and be forever sorry there? https://twitter.com/leannbe/status/402582480567283712 @DennisDMZ And his imaginary chaps as well...