‘Still full of SH*T’! Jay Carney DRAGGED for bald-faced LIE about Obama and the stock market; Updated

Bless your heart, clown. … Jay Carney and Jay Carney have never met, either, evidently … Former Obama White House press secretary Jay Carney decided to capitalize on that by teaching Donald Trump a lesson on the pitfalls of touting positive stock market performances…

‘OOPS’! Did Jay Carney MEAN to make Obama look like a total coward?

Actor Ron Perlman takes swipe at 'f**kin clown' Trump, accidentally beclowns Obama … In his effort to shame Trump, Jay Carney only embarrassed Obama and — like so many, many times — himself. … Former Obama press secretary Jay Carney was among those taking the opportunity to skewer Trump for his apparent cowardice in the face of China…

Jim Carrey’s latest ‘art’ features Donald Trump’s mother giving birth to the future president

We’ve covered Jim Carrey’s awful “art” before, but he may have finally crossed a line. Behold, Donald Trump’s mother giving birth to the future president (yes, the president was born in 1946 at Jamaica Hospital in Queens): The real State of Emergency began in 1946 at the Jamaica Hospital in Queens, NY. Definitely not human...

Brian Stelter criticizes Fox News for hiring Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Sit this one out, Brian, as you’re the guy who puts disgraced journo Dan Rather on your show titled, “Reliable Sources” all the time: Wrote this about Spicer and ABC last night, now it applies to Sanders and Fox too: How should ex-White House officials be treated when they spend months misleading the public, then...

Apparently there are some people out there who are genuinely upset that It’s homicidal clown Pennywise is ‘homophobic’

But the fact that anyone is worried about this is actually way scarier than a killer clown. … In the aftermath of 2017's It, Bill Skarsgård's Pennywise the Dancing Clown became something of a gay icon. … Because things can always — always — get stupider, there are apparently some people out there who are genuinely upset that Pennywise, the homicidal clown of Stephen King's "It," is a homophobe…

Former fact-checker and current smear merchant Talia Lavin fact-checked on her clown-nose routine

Talia Lavin's clown nose-on, clown nose-off routine is becoming tiresome. … They absolutely did not, and The Washington Examiner wrote a piece about it, saying that like many late-night comedians who go political and then retreat into, "I'm just a harmless comic" mode when challenged, Lavin had her own clown-nose on, clown-nose off routine…

‘Yeah, hi’: Arkansas journo from paper that broke Hunter Biden baby story makes fool of Julia Ioffe for calling her a Russian troll

Imagine how gone someone has to be to see Russian agents/trolls when any news that paints a Democrat in a bad light breaks. As Twitchy readers know, Joe Biden is a new grandpa (congrats Joe!) and a lil ol’ newspaper in Arkansas broke the story. For whatever reason, Julia Ioffe put on some extra heavy...

This means WAR! James Woods ZINGS YouTuber screeching about taking frogs and clowns BACK for the Resistance (ha!)

You know that feeling you get when you watch something that’s really out there and you think to yourself, ‘What the Hell did I just watch?’ And then you question your own place in this universe? Just us? Hrm. Anyway, this clip that James Woods was good enough to share with the masses is a...

No big deal, just a simulated assassination of President Trump at a fundraiser for an Illinois Dem

Check out these photos of an attendee at a fundraiser for Democratic Illinois State Sen. Martin Sandoval simulating an assassination of President Donald Trump: A political fundraiser for @SenatorSandoval simulates an assassination attempt against a mock @realDonaldTrump decked out in Mexican garb. Looks like a man pointed a fake assault weapon at the fake President...