WHOA NELLY! Chelsea Handler gives Joe Biden a ‘pass’ for inappropriate touching, gets ANNIHILATED (by Lefties!)

Chelsea Handler thinks Joe Biden apologizing for inappropriate touching was a silly thing. Alrighty then. Chelsea Handler calls Biden inappropriate touching allegation "silly thing to apologize for" April 16, 2019 From The Hill: Comedian Chelsea Handler told Hill.TV this week that the allegations against former Vice President Joe Biden by...

‘Put a BAG on your head!’ Chelsea Handler looking for tips to help with THIS first world problem REEKS of privilege and OMG-LOL

Chelsea Handler has a serious problem, y’all, and she needs our help to figure out how to fix it. We only hope we can actually do something to help this poor oppressed woman … Seriously?! I have a ski goggle tan and I’m looking for tips on how to get rid of it. Does anyone know?...

AWKWARD: Chelsea Handler’s tweet slamming white people over Black History Month hits Ralph Northam RIGHT in the kisser

So we get that Chelsea Handler is trying to virtue signal like she’s never virtue signaled before but do you think she realized the people who have really screwed up Black History Month are a bunch of Democrats in Virginia? We can’t help but notice she is pretty vague about her dig at ‘white people’...

So much MIC DROP! Dave Rubin shares VILE Chelsea Handler tweet to prove ‘progressives aren’t really FOR gay people’

Guess what, folks? A week ago, Chelsea Handler was tweeting about Lindsey Graham being gay and insinuating that Trump is blackmailing him over it, so Rep. Ilhan Omar wasn’t the first. One might even say Omar could have seen this on Twitter. Ahem. Anyway, Dave Rubin shared Chelsea’s foul tweet and made a comment about...

Is Chelsea Handler’s joke about Jared Kushner and criminal justice reform actually masking some Trump praise?

Handler's Kushner joke was pretty lame, and the majority of Handler's followers are all tweeting, "My thoughts exactly. … Handler's take on the Senate's 87-12 vote to send the First Step Act back to the House is something we've already seen hundreds of times in other threads, but she's the professional activist and comedian, so we'll give her writing credit … It's Amy Schumer, not Chelsea Handler, who's always being accused of stealing other people's material, right?…

‘You CAN’T be this stupid!’ Chelsea Handler tries lecturing Trump supporters about what an indictment is and ROFL

Welp, we haven’t written about Chelsea Handler in a good while and looking at this tweet from her about what an indictment actually is it’s no big loss. Oh sure, she’s good for a laugh or five, but not because she tells jokes … Unless you consider that she’s the joke here. Why on Earth...

What FRESH HELL is this?! Chelsea Handler’s pic meant to inspire people to vote against Trump has OPPOSITE effect

Apparently, Chelsea Handler thought posting a topless photo of herself would inspire people to vote against Trump? It inspired us to do something alright, but it wasn’t voting for Democrats, that’s for sure. It might have involved vomiting profusely and screaming internally for several hours. They’ve lost it! Chelsea Handler somehow this this pic will...

Batsh*t on STEROIDS! Chelsea Handler couldn’t have campaigned harder FOR THE GOP if she tried (ha!)

Two years ago, when Trump beat Hillary, most everyone and anyone were saying that Trump was so unpopular all the Left had to do to win the midterms in 2018 was not be crazy. That’s it. They didn’t even really need to come up with any brilliant policies or ideas … just don’t be batsh*t...

Classy: Sen. Lindsey Graham responds to Chelsea Handler’s Coming Out Day ‘joke’

TMZ of all sources managed to catch up with Graham in the airport and ask him about Handler's tweet, and his response was so classy we doubt Handler would even comprehend it. … Handler took an online beating for that one, both from conservatives and liberals, who have been preaching for decades that one's sexuality is one's own business and that calling someone "gay" is not an insult. … What wasn't a good look was LGBT champion and comedian Chelsea Handler making Graham the butt of one of her "jokes" this week on National Coming Out Day…

REEEE! Chelsea Handler LOSES her sh*t after Susan Collins SLAMS Lefties for trying to bribe her to vote no on Kavanaugh

For months now, we have watched the Left try and bribe and or threaten Susan Collins to vote against Brett Kavanaugh for SCOTUS. Yeah, their desperation has not only been annoying but a tad bit pathetic as well. We especially thought it was funny when Chelsea Handler was trying to get her followers to intimidate...

HOT MESS! Chelsea Handler out-stupids herself AGAIN playing the ‘front-hole’ voter card and we can’t EVEN

Gonna guess Chelsea is a no on Heng. … We're not entirely sure what Chelsea is babbling about but we aren't seeing any people saying women can't be elected just because they're women. … As a Twitchy editor, you know you're nearing the end of your shift when you're covering Chelsea Handler and you're using the words 'front' and 'hole' in the headline…

D’OH! Sure, Fox News made a mistake with Aretha Franklin’s pic but Chelsea Handler REALLY screwed the pooch

We admit it, Fox News REALLY screwed up when they showed a photo of Patti LaBelle in the background of their Aretha Franklin image in her memory. Truth be told, it was probably some intern or millennial who had no idea who Aretha really was but still, inexcusable. That being said, Chelsea Handler’s reaction to...

Oh HONEY! Chelsea Handler gets seriously REKT for telling CRAY-CRAY lies to stop #Kavanaugh

Chelsea Handler wants everyone to think that if (when) Brett Kavanaugh is officially appointed to SCOTUS that Trump will turn into a dictator, abortion will become completely criminalized, and we’ll all DIE because our access to health care will be taken away. In other words, she’s desperately trying to scare the Hell out of people...

DERP! Chelsea Handler and Modern Family producer out-STUPID 1 another with hilariously BAD takes on Kavanaugh

The only way Democrats can get people to support or vote for them is by terrifying them. We suppose that makes sense for a party whose platform is based on limiting the rights of legal Americans while raising their taxes. So, instead of working on their failed and ignorant ideas, they try and scare their...

“You CAN’T be this STUPID!” Chelsea Handler implores her followers to “scream and yell” about WHAT now?

This may shock you, but the Chelsea's screaming and yelling isn't accomplishing much of anything, other than making her an even bigger target for ridicule. … She doesn't normally do anything like this, but Chelsea Handler is screaming and yelling…

Chelsea Handler gets MOCKED over typo-ridden tweet on ‘edible’ immigrants

Chelsea Handler has two typos in this tweet which has us wondering just how unhinged has she become in the age of Trump? The first sentence should read, “Let’s help this woman out for speaking up for children” as the tweet she’s linking to is about a House candidate in Massachusetts who punked Fox News...

You MAD, Chels? Ben Shapiro drops the HAMMER on Chelsea Handler for VILE tweet on Repubs and it’s PERFECT

Chelsea Handler is still awful. In other news, water is still wet. Look at this nonsense. Republicans want to take away our healthcare, female rights to birth control, and also are perfectly fine with kids getting killed in schools. What a party. #NovemberIsComing — Chelsea Handler July 11, 2018 Democrats want people so...

‘You do NOT speak for me!’ #WalkAway REKT Chelsea Handler after she apologized for America on July 4

Oh, stifle, Chelsea. Seriously. You don’t get to apologize to other countries on our behalf because you have a stick perpetually wedged in your backside over Trump. To every country on the 4th of July. We’re sorry about our president. He doesn’t reflect all of our views—and we hope you know that the majority of...

‘Why do you hate IMMIGRANTS?!’ Chelsea Handler just SNAPS when called out for attacking Melania again

Chelsea Handler sees herself as some sort of warrior for diversity, especially when it comes to electing women. As long as the women in question vote the right way and believe as she wants them to. Otherwise, she attacks them far more than Trump or any other supposedly sexist Republican man. Don’t take our word...

‘Your privilege is SHOWING.’ Chelsea Handler completely SNAPS when her immigration ‘slacktivism’ is called OUT

Yeah yeah yeah, we know, Chelsea Handler is low hanging fruit but this was too funny not to cover. We are going to end up like Germany in WWII … really? Can someone please DM who knows of an organized movement to revolt against this latest trump abomination at the border? We need to stop...

Chelsea Handler pretty sure black man Dennis Rodman will do all the work at Singapore summit

So we're guessing that Handler is drinking the Kool-Aid and crediting black man Obama with the current booming economy and record low unemployment too? … It's no surprise that we're to the point where we take Dennis Rodman more seriously than Chelsea Handler. … Activist Chelsea Handler (sorry; in her Twitter bio, she spells ACTIVIST in all caps) is pretty sure that Dennis Rodman will do all the work … because he's black?…

FAIL: Trump-triggered Chelsea Handler says women ‘will never be separated,’ defends slams on Melania

However, women Handler disagrees with aren't included in her "never be separated" goal, as she tried to explain … When Handler says women will be brought together and not separated, she of course doesn't mean ALL women. … Chelsea Handler was having none of that, and said Trump will be starting feeling the effects of a unified female population immediately…

Move over Sam Bee! Chelsea Handler out-stupids even HERSELF with latest #Resistance tweet about honor

Maybe Chelsea Handler is feeling left out with all of the noise being made about an equally unfunny hag named Samantha Bee. Or maybe Chelsea has always been and will always be the queen of stupid when it comes to Twitter. What the Hell does this even mean? It’s easy to give up—Don’t. Stick your...

Get a mirror, HAG! Chelsea Handler’s self-awareness LESS THAN ZERO with latest attack on Sarah Sanders

Sounds like Sarah Sanders is human and doesn’t like to be called things she’s not. Like most of us. Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Being called a liar "bothers me" — The Hill May 23, 2018 It would bother us too, Sarah. From The Hill: White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders says it...