"Seriously, have some self respect."
That's not funny.
It's the cover-up not the crime...
"Line wraps around the stadium."
Seriously, New York Times?
A role model returns.
Is it real? Twitter says no.
Condi Rice jerseys?
Midler Knowles best?
"Guess the jig is up."
Others have unveiled the new Ray Rice jersey.
"AMEN TO THAT!"
"It took the video, huh? Not the woman beating?"
Waiting for #YesAllWomen to respond
"He's gonna say something sideways too."
"Everyone must go."
An inconvenient truth?
"Charged with battery."
"Willful ignorance in pursuit of an agenda."
The ventriloquist speaks as the father of three girls.
"Brought to you by The Onion?"
Defending the indefensible
The Ravens should "deeply regret" this tweet.
"Failure is not getting knocked down; it’s not getting up."
Just asking questions.
"Could he even deliver MD?"
"Afroman went right back into his solo like not a damn thing happened."
Millions are cheering in favor of spousal abuse every week, apparently.