"There are NO secrets to uncover here."
Michael Knowles licking a cake is nightmare-inducing and also hilarious.
Actually, it turns out that Miley Cyrus just really likes licking cakes, no matter what they say.
"I'm not sure there's a better marketing campaign for the pro-life cause than the pro-choice cause."
"So edgy, Miley."
Hillary Clinton hung out on Jimmy Fallon’s show last night so a bunch of women could read sappy and silly ‘thank you’ notes to her, including Miley Cyrus. Women. *eye roll* As if we needed another reason not to watch Jimmy Fallon. And of course, in the grand tradition of Conservative Twitter, Conservatives created their...
"The most pathetic thing I've ever seen."
Just the fact she can acknowledge that Hillary Clinton lost the election sets Miley Cyrus apart from some members of the campaign team.
Try to watch this Miley Cyrus meltdown video without cackling. We dare you.
Photo-slam of the Election? You decide!
What would we do without celebrities telling us who to vote for?
"There will be press conferences and a red-carpet walk by my father and his wife (my sister)."
It's a beautiful thing, isn't it?
This is going to leave a mark.
"Let's stir some sh*t up!"
Makes sense, no?
No twerking this year.
ICYMI: Here's the absolute best reaction to @taylorswift13 shakin' it off from @MileyCyrus #VMAs — USA TODAY Life August 25, 2014 Yawn. Someone wake up Miley Cyrus. No one can out-twerk and out-debase the queen of pop vulgarity. After her foam finger free-for-all last year with now-persona non grata Robin Thicke, Cyrus has...
"I miss Hannah Montana."
Don’t worry, Miley. The celebrity boxing match between George Zimmerman and rapper DMX has been canceled by promoter Damon Feldman, who made the announcement on Twitter Saturday afternoon. Feldman had come under fire for “glorifying” Zimmerman, who was acquitted of second-degree murder and manslaughter in the killing of Trayvon Martin. @hollywoodbox11 If...
Now might be a good time for Miley to think about the way she treats herself. Anyone have a mirror handy? ‘What the hell am I watching?’ Twerking Miley Cyrus, giant teddy bears, Robin Thicke and more ‘Sweet Jesus!’ Did Miley Cyrus spark a new definition for ‘twerking’? Is there a cure? Pics: One stripper curiously absent...
Heh. Well, Justin Bieber is in the news again and not in the good way. #DeportBieber — Michelle Malkin January 23, 2014 As Twitchy reported, the Biebs was reportedly arrested for drunk driving and resisting arrest this morning...
Classy and hilarious! Check out the comedian’s Miley Cyrus impression: So here's my impression of Miley Cyrus on horseback… — RUTH BUZZI January 14, 2014 @Ruth_A_Buzzi Much hotter than Miley! — John...
"Lost faith in humanity."
Spotting Miley Cyrus’ face in the interior parts of a car might be a sign that it’s time to take a short break from pop culture exposure. Seeing two faces could mean it’s time for an even longer break: @VictoriaPeckham @caitlinmoran @FacesPics I see two faces; a horrifying Miley Cyrus ouroboros. — Matt Colquhoun...
If anyone needs us, we’ll be bleaching our brains. *** Related: Twitchy coverage of Miley Cyrus
The #CelebritiesIWantToSeeNaked hashtag has been trending nationally for a while: But it looks like Miley Cyrus will be sitting this one out: #CelebritiesIWantToSeeNaked 1.rihanna 2.rihanna 3.rihanna 4.rihanna 5.not miley cyrus im done wit dat shit — whothefuckiscarly? November 25, 2013 #CelebritiesIWantToSeeNaked Dav Franco, Luke Bryan, and Channing Tatum. Not Miley Cyrus, put your...
The giant, lip syncing kitten that appeared with Miley Cyrus during the entire song “Wrecking Ball” was strangely hypnotizing. For some it was a little too freaky. Do I need to be under the influence of drugs to understand why there is a tabby cat behind Miley Cyrus? #AMAs — TΔMΔRΔ November 25, 2013...