Former President George H.W. Bush will lie in state in the Capitol Rotunda until Wednesday.
It’s been a long day in Washington, D.C. with the looming shutdown and all, so much so that the White House press corps is almost completely out of snacks. Via CBS News’ Mark Knoller: Nothing so clearly says long day and late night at WH press room: — Mark Knoller January 20, 2018...
Who else but CNN starts a countdown clock two full days before its coverage of a presidential primary?
President Obama can't sign commutations for non-violent drug offenders fast enough, but political prisoners in Cuba aren't a priority right now.
"ABC. A - always, B - be, C - campaigning."
Knoller, Washington's unofficial statistician, reports that the president has golfed 269 rounds since taking office.
Excessive wait to be called on takes its toll.
How else are you going to keep track of the seconds left until the Democrat debate?
"A moment of levity in all the madness."
Not easy being green.
"They can't seem to get anything right."
Beam us up.
"Did anybody laugh in their faces?"
That's a new one.
"Least professional administration you've covered?"
"You might have a career in poetry if this journalism thing doesn't work out."
Do as I say, not as I do.
Knoller is droller.
Now that David Letterman is retiring, there’s going to be no end to the “Top 10 reasons David Letterman is retiring” jokes. Credit CBS News’ Mark Knoller for being one of the very first. Let’s have a look. 10. Running out of stupid pet tricks. 9. Chris Christie will be thin by then. 8. Wants...
Model Kate Upton took one for the team when she “braved the loss of gravity” for a Sports Illustrated bikini shoot. CBS’ Mark Knoller appears … grateful. But did CNN pick up the story too late? @markknoller @CNN Part of CNNs problem is this story had been out there for days. by the time a...
There was a lot of talk on Twitter today about yet another format change. CBS News’ Mark Knoller seems to recall Twitter’s Obama-like guarantee: Didn't @twitter promise that if we liked the Twitter format we had we could keep it? — Mark Knoller February 3, 2014 Ha! The Obama administration parallels kept coming: @markknoller...
@markknoller brilliant sir! — Brodacious January 6, 2014 An excellent suggestion from CBS News’ Mark Knoller. Viewers might as well get some kind of warmth during all the news segments featuring reporters pointing out how cold it is in much of the country. According to the rules of Knoller’s Polar Vortex game, here’s a...
Good one! The makers of “Anchorman 2” have made sure that Will Farrell’s character, Ron Burgundy, has been seen everywhere possible, to the extent that Farrell co-anchored a real newscast at a North Dakota station to promote the film. Lowe is not alone in feeling the media saturation. CBS News’ Mark Knoller is suffering promotional fatigue...
Same here, buddy! So, what is CBS’ Mark Knoller up to today? I'm wearing a hoodie right now, I should go wait for Mark Knoller at the airport. — Iannywise November 27, 2013 Wait, what? Let’s start at the beginning: Mr. Knoller took to Twitter, as he is wont to do, to live-tweet his...
Journo Mark Knoller vs. TSA.
When a member of the White House press corps gets his own pumpkin carving, he’s definitely arrived. CBS News’ Major Garrett tweeted this terrific Jack-o-Lantern with a likeness of his CBS colleague Mark Knoller: For fans of @markknoller (and I am among the most avid) there is no better Jack-o-Lantern. Period. — Major Garrett...
The glory. The glory!
As Twitchy reported, President Obama was only too glad to answer questions this afternoon at a press conference — provided the questions were from reporters on Jay Carney’s pre-approved list. As the presser dragged on, viewers were left wondering whether anyone would dare force the president to explain his actions. Fortunately for us, one pre-approved...
How will we all muddle through this catastrophic effect? How will we gauge the stewardship stuff? Lighter-than-air: Pres Obama has signed "Helium Stewardship Act of 2013," authorizing sales from Federal Helium Reserve. Balloons for all. — Mark Knoller October 3, 2013 Priorities! Twitter users weigh in with punny results: @markknoller No more chipmunk voices?...