'Diversity' fail: Patricia Arquette's lady parts pandering falls flat with #OscarsSoWhite crowd

And the Oscar goes to … LAPD snipers who will keep Hollywood's elite safe tonight? … Check out some of the tweets from the #OscarsSoWhite crowd who wonder why she didn't use her time in the spotlight to address diversity issue in Hollywood … Not everybody is happy with Patricia Arquette and her impassioned acceptance speech demanding equal rights for women…

Sandra Fluke schmoozes with starlets, enjoys 14th minute of fame

@ElizabethBanks yeah, we are! — Sandra Fluke November 5, 2012 As Twitchy readers know, government-subsidized birth control warrior Sandra Fluke is barnstorming battleground states on behalf of Barack Obama, where she has been met by throngs. Er, thronglets. Er, “intimate gatherings” of a handful of union hired hands, Soros operatives, and journo-tools. The good news?...

Actress Sophia Bush invokes her lady parts because, well, we’re not exactly sure; Update: Attacks Michelle Malkin, continues with Vagina Squirrel

What's insulting to women is not recognizing that their "lady parts" include functioning brains. … She chastised two female readers who disagreed with her politics and immediately went all Code Pinko on them. … Hollywood Women for Obama charter member Sophia Bush, the outspoken liberal actress last seen bashing Ann Romney and pretending to know that the article she was spreading to her readers was fake, was in full Twitter frenzy tonight during the debate…

#TeamUterati: Lady parts band together to demand publicly funded contraception

Charming. Truly. And women like Kat are depending on those "dickbag conservatives" to do their "jobs and shit" in order to earn the money to fund her abortions. … It will include a state directory with links to all relevant anti-choice, anti-women, and anti-reproductive rights legislation, as well as links to women's health resources and information. … Funny, then, that their argument always seems to come back to having conservatives — and everyone else — take care of their lady parts, in the form of government-funded abortion and contraception…

#SchoolaHollywoodLib: Michelle Malkin, conservatives educate knowledge-starved celebs

While liberals are content to judge and be judged by their anatomy and skin color, Malkin isn't having any of it. … Fed-up with race-baiting Julias, Michelle Malkin has spent the better part of today taking Longoria and her fellow Hollywood lady parts to task for their condescension. … Last night, Eva Longoria, Obama campaign co-chair and bigot, retweeted a ridiculous message suggesting that women and minorities would have to be stupid to vote for Mitt Romney…

Obama campaign co-chair Eva Longoria retweet: Women, minorities ‘stupid’ to vote for ‘racist/misogynistic’ Romney; Update: Malkin speaks ‘truth to Hollywood powder puffs’; Update: Longoria deletes retweet

Twitchy founder/CEO calls out Longoria for calling conservative women and minorities "stupid" and for spreading lies about health care for women. … And we'd love to see her evidence that Romney is a misogynist and racist. … We suspect you'd have to be stupid (or a left-wing partisan hack) to demand any race, sex or ethnicity march in ideological lockstep with a president whose policies have failed time and again to pull us out of an economic slump…

MoveOn.org taps Hollywood #ladyparts for fear-mongering anti-Romney ad

#ForAll: Cult of Obama gets creepier and creepier; #Obamerican flags, brainwashed eyes, Julias, Longoria and Alba … The ad, directed by Rob "Meathead" Reiner, takes Romney to task for his woman-hating ways, namely his vow to defund Planned Parenthood and his belief that expectant mothers should receive "invasive" ultrasounds. … org sent out an email hyping an upcoming anti-Romney ad starring professional Hollywood talking lady parts Eva Longoria, Scarlett Johansson, and Kerry Washington…

#LadyParts go Hollywood: Lefty celebs tout ‘Reproductive Bill of Rights’

What these self-proclaimed women's rights advocates don't seem to understand is that Republicans by and large don't care what people do in their bedrooms — and they believe that contraception is the responsibility of the party choosing to engage in sexual activity. … The right to a full range of safe, affordable and readily accessible reproductive health care — including pregnancy care, preventive services, contraception, abortion and fertility treatment — and accurate information about all of the above. … In a new campaign, Draw the Line, lefty celebs including Sarah Silverman (no representative of women as far as we're concerned), Sandra Bernhard, Amy Poehler, and Queen of Thespians Meryl Streep engage in a little liberal fear-mongering, suggesting that Republicans are all knuckle-dragging neanderthals bent on controlling and manipulating women's lady parts

Roseanne Barr calls out Hollywood feminists campaigning for Obama

She does suggest a compromise, though: if your lady parts are telling you you must vote for Obama, that doesn't prevent you from registering for Peace and Freedom. … Peace and Freedom Party candidate Roseanne Barr's not impressed, though, calling their efforts "the failure of American feminism." … The Obama campaign, of course, hasn't hesitated to call on Hollywood for support in the president's reelection effort, drafting Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Kerry Washington and Eva Longoria to appear at the Democratic National Convention in September…

#OscarsSoWhite now #OscarsSoMale? Chris Rock (again!) picked to host 2016 Academy Awards

We'll certainly see both sides again this year thanks to Jennifer Lawrence's outspokenness on pay and the fact that there just aren't many African-American actors and actresses in films that could get nominated this year. … Whoopi Goldberg has hosted the gala evening 3 times, Ellen DeGeneres twice and Anne Hathaway co-hosted with James Franco. … This will be the 88th Academy Awards and will take place on Sunday, February 28, 2016…

NBC’s David Gregory talks politics, foreign policy with Lindsay Lohan

In a campaign season where Hollywood actresses seemed concerned only with taxpayer-funded contraception and lady parts, Lohan cited unemployment as the top issue on the table. … In what must have been the greatest meeting of minds in the "Tonight Show" green room since Newt Gingrich spent time there with Snooki of MTV's "Jersey Shore," NBC's David Gregory chatted with Lindsay Lohan about politics and foreign policy…

Eva Longoria making robo-calls for Obama; tired voters hang up

Social media is exploding with reports from annoyed, bemused, and jaded voters across the country. … Longoria also apparently made robo-calls for a gambling measure in Maryland. … Hollywood Girls' Club for Obama team cheerleader Eva Longoria is making robo-calls for the Lady Parts' birth control supplier…

Hollyweird libs Holly Robinson Peete, Holly Marie Combs attack Malkin, demean moms

Sigh. Another Hollywood lib needs schooling and Michelle Malkin is, as always, up to the task. Holly Robinson Peete had her panties in a twist today over Twitchy founder Michelle Malkin's epic schooling of lady parts obsessed Sophia Bush. Ms. Robinson Peete has had a bee in her Hollyweird bonnet for days, though.

Heh: Vulgar debate-retweeter Eva Longoria conveniently unable to live-tweet the debate

Think spending time on Operation School a Hollywood Lib isn't worth your time and energy? … After a non-apology apology, Longoria laughably claimed she was merely trying to create "dialogue" by promoting tweets that bashed conservative women and minorities and compared the VP debate to prison rape. … She tried desperately to undo the damage by deleting the retweets and blaming Twitter gremlins, but her copy of "Damage Control for Dummies" steered her wrong again and again…

‘Sexiest woman’ Mila Kunis baffled by existence of poor Republicans

The idea that women can even consider being Republicans has been a shock to stars like Eva Longoria and Nancy Sinatra, but GOP women are happy to let Hollywood know they exist, and that they don't rely on their lady parts to do their thinking for them. … "And the way they talk about religion is offensive. … Oh, and too much Jesus…