Oh dear! John Kerry crush inspires Matt Yglesias’ most sidesplitting tweet yet?

Oh, honey. Did you copy that straight out of your tear-stained diary? You know, the one with the unicorn on the cover. After taking to Twitter to discuss Obama’s tie (the most important part of the Iran deal announcement, evidently), Yglesias then uttered that absurdity about Secretary of State Kerry...

'Was she drunk?': Fmr. Rep. Jane Harman thinks John Kerry deserves holy reward [video]

Jane Harman is a former U.S. Representative from California and currently serves as the director, president, and CEO of the Woodrow Wilson Center. But if her appearance on “The Lead” this afternoon is any indication, she’s also got a bright future in the canonization business: Transcript: “I think John Kerry...

He's a big kid now! State Department lets John Kerry have his own Twitter account

Congrats, kiddo! What’s your reward? It only took a year but @StateDept finally let me have my own @Twitter account. #JKTweetsAgain — John Kerry (@JohnKerry) February 4, 2014 Wow. They let him have his own account. He’s come a long way, baby! Maybe next year he’ll get a cake. Kerry...

Was ‘Conflict Resolution Boy’ John Kerry owned by an ‘obscure Internet drunk’? (Hint: Yes)

Stop it! Ours sides have been aching for days from John Kerry mockery. @rdbrewer4 @iowahawkblog If the situation does not change, Kerry will have no choice but call Russia "not progressive". — Traditional Trident (@UpAndShining) March 2, 2014 OK, don’t stop. That’s hilarious. As Twitchy reported, John Kerry made the...

‘Awkward handshake’: John Kerry and Ben Affleck meet; Observers try to figure out arm grab [GIF]

Ben Affleck attempts the world's most awkward handshake when meeting John Kerry. http://t.co/y3WhAvcJ4e — Ben Reininga (@BenReininga) February 26, 2014 Actor Ben Affleck met with John Kerry and testified to Congress today about the Congo: Met w/ @US_SEGL & fellow @RedSox fan @BenAffleck on #DRC. Both passionate about the issues...

FEMA administrator offers boating advice; Kayakin’ Kerry ignores

Breaking: Should your boating excursion go awry, it’s much easier to find you if you don’t sink. Your government is looking out for you! But it looks like plugged-in, hard-working Secretary of State John Kerry doesn’t want to be found during his Nantucket vacay. (You know, the vacation the State...

‘He’s been working non-stop’: MSNBC analyst, former Obama ‘Car Czar’ sails swiftly to John Kerry’s defense

While John Kerry has been enduring plenty of criticism and mockery for heading to Nantucket during the chaos in Egypt and the State Department’s initial claims to the contrary, the secretary of state is not without his defenders. Steve Rattner, contributor to MSNBC and the New York Times and former...