Hackwad Andy Borowitz’s comedic ineptitude inspires #BorowitzJokes

Yep. Inspired by tonight’s Twitter pwnage of Andy Borowitz, the #BorowitzJokes hashtag blew up in the most wonderful way. See, unlike Mr. Borowitz, who has embarked on a massive blocking spree, conservatives on Twitter actually have a sense of humor. And tonight, it was on display for all the world...

A Christmas wish: Will someone tell Andy Borowitz that Jesus wasn't homeless?

With all partisan politics set aside for the moment, would it be too much to ask that Joseph, Mary and Jesus not be called homeless anymore? Inventor of the Internet Al Gore did it. Hillary Clinton did it. Jesse Jackson did it. Is the New Yorker’s Andy Borowitz setting himself...

Mia Farrow, Alyssa Milano welcome Chinese freedom-fighter Chen Guangcheng to America

Ms. Farrow must be glad that he didn’t arrive in that icky “bible clinging” North Carolina. Alyssa Milano also welcomes the Chen family. Welcome to the United States, Chen Guangcheng. — Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) May 19, 2012 And Andy Borowitz has some tongue in cheek advice. https://twitter.com/#!/BorowitzReport/status/203991056826630146

Michael Ian Black: Mocking GOP is ‘like making fun of the special needs kids’

Boy, he’s a hoot. Isn’t he? @NathanWurtzel Didn't Obama joke about special needs kids too? @EricStrobel @michaelianblack — MK (@KellerMarilyn) September 30, 2013 Yes, yes he did. Michael must be tickled to have something in common with the president. #borowitzjokes RT @michaelianblack: Picking on Republicans is starting to feel like...

Ace and Iowahawk make big funny with ‘Borowitz Comedy Skool’

New Yorker satirist Andy Borowitz found himself on the receiving end of the classic “Ace of Spades treatment” today, as Ace and partner-in-crime Iowahawk welcomed their followers to attend #borowitzcomedyskool. Today’s lesson was how to re-create the formula behind Borowitz’s attempts at left-wing comedy: mention a Republican, link that person to...

Ace and Iowahawk make big funny with ‘Borowitz Comedy Skool’

New Yorker satirist Andy Borowitz found himself on the receiving end of the classic “Ace of Spades treatment” today, as Ace and partner-in-crime Iowahawk welcomed their followers to attend #borowitzcomedyskool. Today’s lesson was how to re-create the formula behind Borowitz’s attempts at left-wing comedy: mention a Republican, link that person to...

Anti-Romney crowd flips after candidate bashes Paul McCartney … in obviously fake news story

Did Mitt Romney really slam Paul McCartney’s performance at the Olympics opening ceremony? No, no he didn’t. But for some, satire is hard. https://twitter.com/BorowitzReport/status/229265286589710336 From the satirical Andy Borowitz piece: Any hope that the former Massachusetts governor would recover from such missteps was shattered after the Olympics’ Opening Ceremony, when...

Satire fail: Andy Borowitz jokes about Canada closing borders to Americans post-Romney-win

@BorowitzReport: Canada Tightens Border as Romney Surges: http://t.co/QNWJwWWI — The New Yorker (@NewYorker) October 9, 2012 Borowitz, an alleged comedian with a history of comedic ineptitude, took a stab at an Onion-esque article for The New Yorker in which he wrote of Canada’s tightening of its border  in anticipation of...

HERE WE GO: Draft IG report reportedly describes Comey as ‘insubordinate’; Loretta Lynch gets rebuked

Sources tell ABC News that the FBI’s Inspector General will ding both former Director James Comey and former Attorney General Loretta Lynch in its upcoming report on the handling of the Clinton email investigation: BREAKING: DOJ internal watchdog has concluded that James Comey defied authority at times during his tenure...

Pig Maher: SCOTUS weighing whether marriage is only earned by ‘ejaculating in a vagina’

…or even better:"Marriage" applies to straight, gay, circus animals, whatever – and oldschool man-woman marriage is now "Marriage Classic" — Bill Maher (@billmaher) March 28, 2013 So brave! So edgy! And oh-so-progressive. It’s a shame we don’t hear from Bill Maher more often, but it’s understandable. Classes at the Borowitz...

8 funniest tweets of #HappyStPatricksDay

If there’s one thing St. Patrick’s Day can bring, it’s humor out of anything green. Here are the eight funniest tweets so that you have a Happy St. Patrick’s Day. https://twitter.com/#!/BorowitzReport/status/181156004912824322 https://twitter.com/#!/stonedninjababe/status/181069094697709569 https://twitter.com/#!/CharmOfTheSouth/status/181051153289723906 https://twitter.com/#!/lucethoughts/status/180955225019002881 https://twitter.com/#!/thedandyproject/status/181093221592596480 https://twitter.com/#!/LynIsIn/status/181153687828316161 https://twitter.com/#!/jennyandteets/status/181076016222044160

Falling flat: Debbie Wasserman Schultz tries to make a funny about Jeb Bush

Yuk, yuk, yuk! Much like truth, humor is hard for Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Gee, Debbie, did you learn “humor” at the “Borowitz Comedy Skool“? Bless your precious heart. Poor little Debbie’s attempt at making a funny fell flat and, instead, sparked mockery. @DWStweets Don't you have a job to do instead...

Falling flat: Debbie Wasserman Schultz tries to make a funny about Jeb Bush

Yuk, yuk, yuk! Much like truth, humor is hard for Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Gee, Debbie, did you learn “humor” at the “Borowitz Comedy Skool“? Bless your precious heart. Poor little Debbie’s attempt at making a funny fell flat and, instead, sparked mockery. @DWStweets Don't you have a job to do instead...

Nancy Pelosi presented with Margaret Sanger Award

Planned Parenthood president Cecile Richards presented House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi with the Sanger Award Thursday evening. The award is named for Planned Parenthood’s founder, Margaret Sanger. We’ll assume Rep. Pelosi knows this, but she accepted the award anyway. "Practicing Catholic" Pelosi Gets PParenthood Margaret "Kill 'em" Sanger Award, &not...