President Obama’s just all broken up over the deadly terrorists attacks in Brussels, not to mention the suffering of Cuba’s citizens under a brutal regime.

Just look how upset he is:

Obama came to Cuba to chew gum and take names. And he doesn’t give a crap about the names:

The future’s so bright, he’s gotta wear shades. How nice for him.

Oh, and this happened, too:

Because of course!

Wheeeee!

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

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