It was announced this week that Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford will get back together for a fifth installment of the “Indiana Jones” series.
If Spielberg is looking for winning suggestions that’ll break box office records, he should be comforted to know that Salon is there to help:
How to make “Indiana Jones 5″ the best of the series: Kill off the racist, sexist tropes https://t.co/8KPX1DkbPq pic.twitter.com/qjFtrkZfMk
— Salon.com (@Salon) March 16, 2016
We expected nothing less.
In Salon’s version, do people who meet Indy have to take shelter in a safe space to escape some microaggressions?
yes this is definitely what went wrong with the last one not the whole cgi fridge nuking thing pic.twitter.com/LY2uhaM45F
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) March 17, 2016
How to make "Indiana Jones 5" not be an Indiana Jones film while not understanding what makes movies good https://t.co/WbS1BLhzgb
— Skelly Boner (@SkellyBoner) March 17, 2016
All movies should feature a multicultural cast patting each other on the back as they fight microagressions https://t.co/V2mgVgxqAY
— Christian Tappe (@ChristianTappe) March 17, 2016
@Salon sterilize them so your sjw delicate flower feelings are not hurt? Hell no. Indy has never been PC. Deal with it in your safe space.
— Logical Anarchy (@AnarchyEcon) March 17, 2016
@Salon holy fuck, you REALLY are becoming a parody site. HA!
— staugy (@staugy) March 16, 2016
Because that's been working so well with the new Ghostbusters. https://t.co/vu4U6DeOpX
— neontaster (@neontaster) March 17, 2016
how about they just don't have a CGI fridge, aliens, or Shia @Salon
— Brandon Orselli (@brandonorselli) March 17, 2016
.@Salon or we could just enjoy it as a movie instead of analyzing it through the view of "what inane shit can I complain about today"
— Mr Weebtastic (@Traci_the_weeb) March 17, 2016
Not in Salon’s world!
