As Twitchy told you, new reports today pretty much set fire to Team Hillary’s bogus claim that there was no classified material stored on her private server.

But that’s not how Hillary’s press secretary Brian Fallon sees it at all:

Unbelievable. And it gets even better (read: worse):

Our own inquiry finds that Brian Fallon is a shameless hack and liar.

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Maybe he didn’t.

It’s stunning, really. Stunning that Fallon would have the gall think he can actually get away with pulling this crap.

That’s a nice way to put it.

Editor’s note: The title of this post was originally “‘How do you sleep at night’? Hillary spox absurdly spins latest Hillary email bombshell.” We’ve changed it to eliminate redundancy.

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  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    He didn’t really need that car, officer. I know this to be true. Can I drive off now?

    • Ashram13

      he would have driven that car off a cliff … if he wasn’t so busy spinning it.

      • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

        What I meant was that I could use this an excuse when I next steal a car.

        • Ashram13

          sorry

        • BillinDetroit

          Try not to steal the ones with light bars … the occupants of those cars have no sense of humor. But they do have guns.

          DAMHIKT

  • Ashram13

    Brian Fallon’s new theme song…

    You spin me right round baby right round
    like a record baby right round round round..

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

      To everything turn, turn, turn, turn…

      • Ashram13

        and here’s hoping hillary is a fan of Elvis, namely the Jailhouse Rock…

      • DeplorableMessMan ✔ JesseMessy

        And “It’s the little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little Things that kill…” (This band is “no relation” to Dubya, they’re just from the Shepherd’s Bush section of London.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ8jxBaFPys

    • DeplorableMessMan ✔ JesseMessy

      Very true, and the word “overclassification” isn’t the most infuriating part: that’d be Fallon’s tweet that says “Remember when the Intel Community’s IG said two Clinton emails were “top secret”? New review says that was wrong.”
      …That’s right, Fallon, you Hillaryous Henchman…Take the “no-brain out” of blaming the Intel-community, ‘cuz after all, every low-info-voter knows that the Intel-community runs the Presidency & POTUS is Intel’s cabinet-secretary. (Hollywood said so.)

      • Ashram13

        remember when i said the emails didn’t matter

        that’s right hillary, you did

        i lied…

      • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

        Fallon’s tweet, and Politico’s story, about the “two emails” is a 100% complete and total lie — it was FOUR emails out of limited sample of 40 emails before the 1,000’s of Secret and Top Secret emails were found.

        https://oig.state.gov/whats-new/9811

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!
      • bil_g

        Yeah…but Pete’s been approving a lot of weird stuff the last couple of decades…

        • Ashram13

          I guess that person could put the blow in “Hootie and the Blowfish.”

        • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

          Yeah, he’s frightening now. He’s looking a lot like Jocelyn Wildenstein these days.

        • Kawfy

          who is this?…man? woman? alien?

          • jws701

            I thought it was Cher after the botox wore off.

          • Kawfy

            LOL I know right?

          • bil_g

            Pete Burns – the pic Penny posted is the “before”(80s). Even back then, it was known he had some…self-hate issues. Didn’t like his face.

          • Kawfy

            good grief…I’m not a fan of his face either…yikes

          • bil_g

            Well, at least he looked human in the 80s.

        • Hamm Sammichez

          “That’s a Man, baby…” (Bill would hit it, as it is better looking than what ol horndog is saddled with…)

          • bil_g

            ‘scuse me??!!…oh, that other Bill.

        • bunnehbooboo

          Who are the doctors that keep doing this?? OMG…WTF???

          • Ashram13

            They are a kind of duck.

            You know … quacks.

            (-;

        • Emily B

          What the heck….

    • WilliamAmos

      Keep in mind Brian Fallow was Eric Holder’s spokesman before he went to work for Hillary.

      • John W.

        And of course Eric Holder was Deputy Attorney General during the Bubba administration. Birds of a corrupt feather flock together.

  • The Masked Avatar

    This all needs to wait till after she gets the nomination.

    • Ashram13

      that would have been epic

  • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

    From complete statement: “…the loudest and leakiest participant[s]…” Careful, Brian, since you’ve just described Killary to a T.

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      Is he describing Bill’s and Hellary’s cybering? That was in the emails? Well my my my…

      • Aparition42

        Now that would be damaging to national security. Imagine how vulnerable our nation would be if we were all simultaneously vomiting.

  • Barry A. Brewer

    “Adamently” – this is the official spokesperson for a presidential campaign, folks.

    • ricoliv

      You beat me to it! And he’s her “press secretary,” no less. He may have to “fall on” his pen after that one.

  • thedeplorableblonde

    I have a teenager that lies with more adroitly.

    • Russ

      I’ll bet those lies are at least plausible. Hillary’s don’t even pass that test.

      • thedeplorableblonde

        Absolutely, but I’m moving up the learning curve. 😉

  • Spinmamma

    Maybe Huma was holding a gun to his head when he typed that.

  • Russ

    No mas pantalones, Shrillary.

    • ricoliv

      That was a funny commercial, wasn’t it?

  • reddarin

    “Since first providing her emails to the State Department more than one year ago…”

    #1: It should not have been within HC’s power to provide or deny those emails to the Department.
    #2: You mean she provided at best 50% of the emails since she deleted half of them without 3rd party review.
    #3: She left her position 3 years ago and she sat on subpoena responsive emails for 2 years.

  • Canned Heat

    …

    • Russ

      That’s pretty funny, especially since GoDaddy readily lists the domain registrant’s name and contact information unless an additional fee is paid to mask it.

    • ricoliv

      Why isn’t her server wearing an apron and carrying a tray?

  • whatev…✓ yo’self.

    Overclassification, schmoverclassification. You say the emails were classified, I say they weren’t. Who’s to say, anyway?
    Some people say I let some people die, I say I didn’t. Were YOU there? No.
    Juanita Broderick? Never heard of her, but she’s probably a wh0re.
    Let’s just move on to the part where I am in charge of running the government.

  • Dwayne Mountain Dew Camacho

    I wonder what Clinton knows about Obama though…

    I mean …wouldnt it be just awesome…if she is like “Get me out of this or I burn you to the ground”

    and then she does!

    muahahahahahahahahahaha.

    • Pookiedr

      That’s why he is waiting to indict her. The legal/political fallout from her retribution will happen after he is out of office and sitting in his villa in Dubai.
      Not sure what sort of extradition policy the US has with Dubai.

      • Mark81150 school of the Duke

        Nightmare possibility?
        .
        He’s waiting till she’s nominated.. delegates in hand… to drop the bomb after the democrat convention… so they can’t broker a replacement nominee.. and he’ll try an appoint one himself….

      • constitutionminded

        Just drones.

      • ricoliv

        The #BLM crowd is already revving up its faux outrage machine in preparation for Obama’s extradition/impeachment.

        • BillinDetroit

          If #BLM, then why aren’t THEY bombing Planned Parenthood?

    • Kenton Clarkson

      Pics of little barri in “man’s country”?

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    ‘Course, if Hillary washes out of Iowa and NH, and that in turn damages her polls elsewhere, she might find herself thrown under the bus.

  • Orion

    Oh hillary hillary hillary! you got sum splaning to do! ;-))))))))

  • Donald-Now 3x as Deplorable

    And now, three words from “Crazy Uncle” Joe Biden:

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    “How does it feel, Brian? Being captain of the Titanic?”

    https://youtu.be/EMLaxZ39sgs?t=23s

    • gekkobear

      Good one, tough to top… but I think I can.

      We sang this as a Boy Scout camp song.

      For those who can’t listen, they all start pretty much the same.:
      “They built the ship Titanic, To sail the ocean blue…

      And they thought they had a ship, that the water wouldn’t go through…”

      There are numerous versions… this is the closest I could find in a minute or so of searching to the one I recall.

  • Please, god help us!

    Oh you poor, poor soul …

  • Michelle ✓classified

    Here’s the thing that continues to baffle me about this whole classified email mess: If she’s so insistent that she didn’t read classified emails on her private server, just show us where she did read them on a secured Government server. Simply show us the email account to which she had classified emails sent and prove she never accessed those emails from her personal server. Wouldn’t that solve everything or does she expect us to believe she, in the capacity of Secretary of State never received classified emails? The government can’t prove to the public she had classified emails on her private server because they can’t disclose the emails, she’s using this to her advantage. If she wants to prove herself innocent, why not just disclose the email account on the secured server where she read the damn emails?

    • Pookiedr

      Quit it. Quit it. Quit it. Logic is lost on the Cankle clan.

    • thedeplorableblonde

      Didn’t your mother teach you not to pull that loose thread on a sweater?

    • constitutionminded

      She probably never read them because she was to busy shilling for the Clinton foundation.

  • Donald-Now 3x as Deplorable

    And now this statement from a spokesman for the State Department:

  • Russ

    It makes me think Brian Failin’ is bucking for Josh Insincere’s job, should his mistress make it back to the WH.

  • Ashram13

    While Brian Fallon’s theme song ought to be “You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)” and Hillary’s theme song ought to be “Jailhouse Rock,” the theme for Hillary supporters ought to be “Poison Arrow.”

    If I were to say to you
    “can you keep a secret?”
    would you know just what to do
    or where to keep it?

  • Dan Abbett

    I seriously doubt the “it was a vast rightwing conspiracy” meme is going to work this time. The FBI is now saying they have enough evidence to bring charges against Hillary Clinton. So, who are you going to believe? The FBI or Lyin’ Brian.

  • American

    So, she’s demanding that classified information be released to the public to prove it wasn’t classified?

  • Please, god help us!

    As Clutch Cargo’s creepy mouth used to say, “I don’t know, Spinner, but … I intend to find out!”.

  • Rogue Cheddar

    Emperor Cankles Palpatine: These aren’t the hemorrhoids you’re looking for.

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    If i were them, at this point, I’d just go with “Shut up and gimme the Presidency!”

    • Petrucio14

      Isn’t that precisely what they are doing?

  • SnarkyGCat

    Just wonderin’? Brian do you have your passport & an open ended one way ticket to a non-extradition country handy? You’ll need it pronto.

    Brian Fallon spins faster than an Iranian centrifuge.

  • Rogue Cheddar

    Joe Izuzu: And people questioned my veracity, sheesh!

  • marcus tullius cicero

    …Hittlery’s email Classified ?

  • gekkobear

    Two questions.

    1) HOW do you know they’re overclassified? Did you see the intel in question?
    Any chance you have a copy, or perhaps recall it? Want to share?

    2) How far “overclassified” was it? The SAP intel for example, should that only be “TOp Secret” or “Secret”? Maybe just “Classified”?

    On #2, to clarify… I don’t know all the levels of classification. I may have missed several.

    If anyone does know, I would like to know how many steps exist. between “SAP” or even just the “Top Secret” they’re saying here and “not classified at all” that would make this something acceptable to have on a private e-mail server.

    How many steps of classification are there in between? I don’t know.

    • lilwren

      …they are measured in smidgens…

    • NachoCheese (D)

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classified_information_in_the_United_States#Sensitive_Compartmented_Information_.28SCI.29_and_Special_Access_Programs_.28SAP.29

      See the section on SCI/SAP.

      SCI and SAP are similar (intel versus DoD verbage). They are subsets of Top Secret.

    • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

      There are only 3 levels of classified information in Obama’s Executive Order 13526 – “Classified National Security Information.” From Section. 1.2 Classification Levels – (a) Information may be classified at one of the following three levels: (1) Top Secret (2) Secret and (3) Confidential.
      https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/executive-order-classified-national-security-information

      SAP’s are programs that “the vulnerability of, or threat to, specific information is exceptional” which is the same as Top Secret information. And, “Special Access Programs shall be limited to programs in which the number
      of persons who ordinarily will have access will be reasonably small and
      commensurate with the objective of providing enhanced protection for
      the information involved.”       Meaning, only a few people know about the program, and everyone is “read-in” and “read-out” of the program to even know about it.

    • jwz

      Exactly. And out all of the e-mails that were on Ms. Wipe-it’s server, how do you precisely which 22 they’re talking about?

  • HENCHMAN 0804

    If I was in charge, she would be burned at the stake and the rest of her team drawn,
    quartered and hanged until death as a warning to others.

  • grais

    I don’t believe “overclassification” is an actual word, so….

    • Tracksuit Al

      NewSpeak

  • Tracksuit Al

    Lol he spelled adamantly wrong…

    • LimpingHenry

      Well, he’s a Democrat. Cut him some slack.

      • HandsOffOurFreedoms

        Drain bamage.

  • The Dragon

    What will all this mean in the end? If it was a Republican, it would mean prison. Queen Hillary is so far left that nothing will happen to her. In fact, her supporters will like her that much more. You see, the more criminal…the more evil you are, the more Democrats love you.

  • LimpingHenry

    Even if the documents were “overclassified”, that doesn’t alter the fact that they were classified and does not invalidate laws against the handling of classified material, Brian.

  • Septic Stew

    This could be more serious than the Scooter Libby / Valerie Plame scandal.

    • Petrucio14

      At least in this case they should punish the guilty party. Scooter Libby never did ‘out’ Valerie Plame.

  • constitutionminded

    Just ask the Russians or the Chinese, they can tell us what the emails say.

  • ricoliv

    Brian Fallon would do well to engage a spell-checker or at least learn how to spell big words like “adamantly” before using them. It’s a good thing he”s not Hillary’s press secretary or … oh … wait a second….

    Well anyway, that ” how does he sleep at night” speculation? It’s purely rhetorical, since vampires are nocturnal.

  • Petrucio14

    When I was in the Air Force (many years past) I had a top secret classification. It was no secret that the government classified some things that didn’t seem to require it. It was equally obvious that we would be severely punished for revealing them regardless of our opinion of whether it should be classified or to what level. The Secretary of State is under the same rules. It is obvious that Secretary Clinton thought she was above the law; it simply didn’t apply when her attempt to evade the FoIA was in conflict with federal law. She should be indited, given a fair trial, and convicted of the may felonies that have been revealed by this investigation. Her spin should not trump the law. Bubba’s finger shaking and contention that ‘I did not have sex with that woman’ shouldn’t have protected him either.

  • RSnyder

    Political one cheek sneak. Liberals pretend they can’t smell it.

  • Dan13

    If Fallon read emails, he is open to be indicted.

  • sukietawdry

    So I guess the FBI can call off its investigation now.

  • Kevin Giltrud

    Memo to Fallon:

    Stay away from any all Memorials and Parks in Northern VA!

    • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

      Yep, stay off the GW Parkway!!! The damn thing is always backed up at the CIA Exit anyway…

  • http://www.paulengemann.com/ Paul Engemann

    🙂

  • HandsOffOurFreedoms

    Does Fallon have Top Secret clearance? Does he know what is described in the e-mails or is he just projectile commenting in order to deflect the incoming? Also, maybe I am a little dense on this, but how is it that classified material worked its way from the secured system at State onto the completely unsecured system as implemented by Killery? Does classified material “fly”? C’mon Brian, enquiring minds want to know! Or is that information classified?

    • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

      And even if Fallon had a TS clearance, he STILL could not see the Special Access Program material in her emails.

  • Sylvia

    Do you really think that every evil thing that Hillary says or does will cause her to lose sleep at night? She is a wicked witch, who only knows evil, surely not goodness.

  • Guido911

    Is this guy really calling for the public dissemination of classified information because he does not believe such is classified?

  • interestedobserver2

    I’ve heard the term “man-wh0re” before, but never actually seen one in action prior to this.

  • EDUCATEDPATRIOT

    The Clinton campaign is handling this the same as everything else, including the death of the US ambassador in Libya.

    No big deal, nothing to see here, move along.

    She will not be indicted, she will be the Democratic nominee, and she stands a better than average chance of being elected the next POTUS.

    I sure hope I end up being wrong, but the left, the media, academia, and the Beltway don’t give a shit.

  • iVillageIdiot
  • Jerry Shelton

    They are so classified that only hackers can read them