Sweden was among the nations which agreed to take in a high number of refugees last year, but it isn’t working out so well:

Nearly half the requests for asylum have been rejected:

Swedish Interior Minister Anders Ygeman says the country will deport between 60,000 and 80,000 asylum-seekers, after about 45 percent of 163,000 applications were rejected. Sweden and Germany were both top destinations for refugees in 2015.

Were they not all completely harmless “widows and orphans,” as President Obama has claimed?

Stay tuned.

  • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    Cutty say, cain’t HANG, Sven…

  • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    In these cases, soap-o-phobe, TP-o-phobe, fecalphile, etc…

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Well, Oregon’s a blue state and liberals always say they’d have no problem being around refugees…

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Well, they seemed rather hostile to Bundy’s clear pro-environmental protest. He was there to defend the snail darter, right?

    • Kevin Giltrud

      Making Oregon an annex of Michigan.

      Kind of like Prince George’s County in MD being an annex of DC for the past 40 years..

      Only worse!

  • Carolyn#OYSD

    Sweden seeks asylum from asylum seekers

    I’m confused. Are the Swedes looking for asylum? Cause if it’s the Swedes, we’ll just be adding accelerant to our descent into socialism.

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      We need to tell them, Minnesota’s CLOSED now…

      • Carolyn#OYSD

        YES. THIS. Both to the asylum seekers and the seekers from the asylum seekers.

      • Girl who talks with her claws

        I have a feeling Walker’s the only thing keeping Wisconsin from going that direction. If Madison takes in a bunch of plain dress soldiers from the M.E., maybe they can hang out at the capitol with the pro-union dorks who still sing & cry every weekday at noon over losing Walker’s recall.

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      Just send the wimmen. I have a spare bedroom.

    • TonyDanzig

      My mom had ABBA’s “I’m A Marionette” on loop for, what felt like, 6 months in 1977. I’m still pretty Swede-ed out because of it almost 40 years later.

      • Kevin Giltrud

        “Its No Fun Being An Illegal Ali~unn!”

      • Carolyn#OYSD

        We lived with my inlaws in 1997 for 5 long drawn out soul shattering months while our house was being built. MIL is HUGE ABBA fan as well as a big weekday partier. She’d come home at 1am on Thurdsay night/Friday morning, put on her ABBA CD full volume from the living room, because HER bedroom was in the back of a 1000 SQ FT house and she needed to be lulled to sleep with Money, Money, Money. Ours, was right next to the living room (Because OF COURSE it was) and I had a 45 minute commute into work so I was up at 530 every morning.

        Yeah…I have some unresolved MIL/ABBA issues I’m still working out. 😉

    • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

      Didn’t you know? The cure for all the ills of socialism is to just import millions of Islamists whole have no intentions to assimilate. Just ask the rest of Europe and the American Left.

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    You thinking spay an neuter vetting?

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Frankly I don’t think that’d slow down the actual RAPE…

      • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

        Emasculation, on the other hand…

        • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

          Well, if done in the proper manner — by proper I mean “rusty chainsaw, no anesthesia”…

          • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

            I was thinking more nailed to a gasoline-soaked stump and given a hacksaw blade. Then fire the stump.

          • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            That works, too…

          • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

            That’s Stumpiiiissstt!

          • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            Stump? I was thinking more flat. Only because it would take to long to give 80,000 guys new va-jay-jays…

          • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

            Bruce-Lyn Jenner can be the spokesmodel, upon submission of proper, um, credentials.

  • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    Jus’ hang løøse, blüd…

    • Adam Wood


      A refügi once bit my sister… No realli! She was Karving her initials on the refügi with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”.

      • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        The moderators would like to announce that the last two posters have been sacked…

      • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        Okay, bring in the Llamas…

        • CVN65

          “Those responsible for sacking those who have been sacked…..have just been sacked.”

  • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    It’s okay, they’ve all registered with the new Jihad-R-Us website…

    • Frustrated Teacher

      Just lay some porn, weapons and explosives out as a trap and you might catch most of them…

      • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        Naw, all I ever get in the damn thing is politicians…

        • Frustrated Teacher

          Can’t be….has to be a stack of Benjamins to get those…

  • Suzyqpie

    Muslims are international welfare predators. Whatever country the Muslims invade, they create the chaos of the country that they departed. It is their societal pathology. Sorry, your brethren wrecked your country, we refuse to finance your effort to wreck ours.

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

    I wish them all the luck in the world. They’re in an inescapable pit now of their own making, and it’s pitch black and filled with vipers.

  • HiltonHead_Dude

    Trying to close the barn doors after the cows have left comes to mind

  • Pookiedr

    Too late, the vermin infestation has taken root. It’ll take decades and trillions of Krona to rid yourselves of this plight.

  • JD Son✓MyWizIzTheShiz

    If Obama had 80,000 refugee sons…..

  • malclave

    Do they have a better means of finding them than us?

    • mblack

      Think about that for just a minute. Typical Swede: tall, light skinned, blonde or brunette. Typical middle eastern refugee: average height, dark skinned, black hair. I’m thinking that the refugees might stand out a little bit.

      • Kevin Giltrud


        “Raisins in a bowl of Grits, Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal?”

      • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

        You’re not allowed to notice. /s

      • malclave

        That’s racial profiling. I’m sure the Swedes would never resort to something that barbaric.

        Seriously, though, I’m not sure how many other people there are in Sweden that meet that profile that are NOT being kicked out. If the 80K refugees are among other immigrants who meet their same physical profile, they won’t obviously stand out.

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied
    • kennyraisin

      Very good! Didn’t have time to attach link. Now I can’t detach from my brain.

  • Deborah Hallsted

    Sweden holds the dubious distinction of being the “rape capital” of Europe now. Stats show 98% are Muslims. I guess someone finally got a clue. Too late, but a clue. SMH

    • Hashtag pundit

      Talk about a “rape culture”…

  • terryhjones

    coming soon to a city near you

  • whatev…✓ yo’self.

    It’s impossible to “round up” and deport “on boxcars”, 80,000 immigrants. They only want jobs and a better life!! #Swedendoesn’tcareaboutorphans

    • Deplorable Nigel Pinchley

      Just like here! “We can’t possibly round up 11 million illegal immigrants” But on the other hand, “We should outlaw guns and collect all 300 million of them even though we don’t know where they are or who has them.”

      • RepublicanDon

        And now we go live to President Trump:
        “In exactly twenty-four hours I will call up the entire National Guard of the United States and order them to repel the invasion.”

  • LucienCordier

    Will they actually be deported? If so, to where? Or will they simply be politely asked to leave, pretty please, when and if it’s convenient?

    • Kevin Giltrud

      An LNG Super Tanker that experiences “Bad Weather” somewhere in the G.I. U.K. Gap?

      • RepublicanDon

        Middle of the Baltic would work.

        • Kevin Giltrud


          Not our Area of Operations (AO) that way.

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

      Date: Feb. 30th
      Destination: Freedonia
      Now everyone’s happy.

    • Russ

      They’re currently in Sweden, indicating they’re okay with a cold climate. So, I vote drop ’em off somewhere over Antarctica.

      • Hashtag pundit

        I hear Russia could use some settlers in Siberia.

  • Jeff Henderson ✓Bona Fide

    It’s not sewage, just fecal refugees.

  • Deplorable Nigel Pinchley

    It’s better to learn tough lessons through the experience of others than through your own experience, but most of us insist on doing it the hard way. Sweden is learning the hard way, but will the rest of Europe pay attention? For that matter will we pay attention to what’s happening in our own country?

    • Petrucio14

      We will. The Liberals; not so much.

      • Deplorable Nigel Pinchley

        That’s what I’m afraid of.

  • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

    Gives new meaning to the term “Swedish Meat Balls.”

  • TMM Goes To Washington

    If not Emperor Barry, then Angela Merkel certainly will……

  • Girl who talks with her claws

    There are lots of monstrously huge houses in Hollywood that are being occupied by only one or 2 people. Being that Hollywood is a Democrat haven and Dems are pro-refugee, I don’t think they would have any problem housing as many as they can fit into their mansions.

    Cher rattles around all by herself in this big lonely looking house. She needs company from like minded refugees!
    Will Smith has all this room to spare. He & the wife & kids only really need about 2000 square feet to live in. Put your money where your mouth is and give the rest of the space to refugees to prove that they aren’t terrorists in disguise.

    • algonquinmatt

      You would actually suggest that we have refugees live with Cher? I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. She is insane.

      • Girl who talks with her claws

        Let them have each other. She can give them tips on how to be better terrorists. They can teach her how to be more pleasant to be around.

        • Meowbius

          I hope they all win!

  • algonquinmatt

    Send them to Germany! Merkel will take them.

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      She might, but I guaran-damn-tee you the citizens absolutely won’t!

      • algonquinmatt

        are they raaaaacist?

        • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

          Nope. Islam isn’t a race. For that matter, neither is “North African”.

          They’re human.

          Human SCUM, yes, but human…

      • TXConservativeMama

        “guaran-damn-tee”. LOL. I used to hear that all the time.

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2017!

    If only sanity would come to America. But unfortunately that won’t sadly happen until Obama is out of office.

    Which I very much hope Republican gets voted into the white house to bring integrity back into American.

    It is infuriating and depressing to know that Obama already thinking of plans to bring those refugees into America.

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    Sending them back will be a logistical/security nightmare. Just think about it.

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      Some things are just worth it no matter the cost.

    • Michael the white suburbanite

      quit providing the means to stay

    • TJG

      Nah, couple runs of 10 – 20 planes, some disposable parachutes, no logistics or security except clearing the flights.

    • Deplorable AMERICAN™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Send full Swedish boats out to the border in the ocean, dump ’em, see if they can swim. Easy. If they, sadly, don’t make it? Well, saves the trouble of having to arrange the “burial by sea” that apparently follows their burial ritual, e.g. Bin Laden.

  • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

    One at a time, or lots at once if his favorite playmates are away?

    • GonetoCarolina

      I’ve got nuthin’ for that one!

  • RJLigier

    How many 2-3%er progressive/libertarian open borders advocates are still whining that one cannot logistically deport illegal aliens, especially the most violent borderline confrontational and criminal amongst them? Stupid 2-3%ers…….

  • Perso Nasplit

    Naw, they were probably rejected because they were the christians.

  • Magnifico

    That’s 1% of the population. LOL

    I can’t even imagine Dummy kicking out Muslim refugees. …never happen

  • marcus tullius cicero

    …I will believe it when it happens, Sweden!

  • swg

    were they injected inspected detected infected neglected and selected?

    • IBXNJ

      And then they had to wait on the Group W bench. ….

    • JLM

      Don’t forget that from their native country they defected.

  • jaded

    must be racists….

  • Hashtag pundit

    No worries: I’m sure that Obama will welcome them with open arms and minimal vetting.

    • Petrucio14

      He hates vets anyway.

      Ok, I’m ashamed for the pun. Very ashamed.

      • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

        vetting… schmetting… “The world is a circle without a beginning,
        And nobody knows where it really ends…”

  • Petrucio14

    It is really difficult to maintain that level of mindless idealism in the face of reality.

  • Worc1

    I’m sure they’ll all turn themselves in to be shipped out. What is the immigration court default rate here in the US? Something like 95%?

  • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

    Welp, I doubt that many would’ve made the Swedish Bikini Team anyway…

  • interestedobserver2

    Obama will probably have them all shipped here.

  • interestedobserver2

    Oops. My bad. I really should learn to read the comments before writing! 😉

  • Chandler/aka WordFollower

    A lot of them haven’t even been house trained!

  • rambler

    Make them swim back to Poland.

  • Comrade Hadenov

    All the progressives here in our country keep harping how we need to be like Europe. Well, apparently part of Europe doesn’t want the widows and orphans, either, so I am holding my breath waiting for one progressive here to declare we don’t want them either. Passes out…

  • Deplorable AMERICAN™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

  • Don Reed

    Baloney. The only outfit less concerned with tossing people out is Amazon, with their millions of bogus “product reviews.”

  • Don Reed

    Since all Syrian passports are fake, anyone with a Syrian passport goes.

  • Don Reed

    How’s that “Train Station Rape” video game venture going over there?

  • setnaffa

    Good start… Except they’re probably only kicking out the Lutherans…

  • http://www.glornt.com Alfredo ✓ᴰᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    Looking at the numbers, that’s about 83K short.

  • Misanthrope

    I’ll believe it when I see it. Swedes can’t even defend a train station against children: