Phew! It was looking a little dicey there, for a while, but John Kerry is now free to celebrate #BigBlockOfCheeseDay unencumbered by pesky diplomatic responsibilities:

Isn’t Iran just the best, you guys? In fact, we can make something beautiful out of all this:

Oh, come on.

A big block of fail.

And they couldn’t’ve done it without a little help from their friend John Kerry.



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