As Twitchy told you, the Pentagon is reporting that two American Navy boats are in Iranian custody. But don’t worry — the White House is on it:

And not only that, but:

Here’s video, via The Washington Free Beacon:

Wow. There’s spin, and then there’s spin.

And then there’s that.

Our heads hurt.

And by the way, for what it’s worth:

Oh, well. Thank goodness for that!

We are so screwed.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated to include video.