Now that two U.S. Navy boats are reportedly in Iranian custody, we can really appreciate having a competent and effective secretary of state!
Oh, wait.
US Official: @JohnKerry is "personally engaged with Zarif on this issue to try to get to this outcome." https://t.co/NQD7YAGq5r
— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) January 12, 2016
Kerry-Zarif talks have always turned out great. https://t.co/OUgo05t6yG
— Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) January 12, 2016
Just like everything else Kerry touches. Including his Twitter account.
I hope someone else handles this account during diplomatic crises with Iran … https://t.co/55omZ9l8uA
— Jonathan Allen (@jonallendc) January 12, 2016
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we’re dealing with:
.@HHigginbottom and @ABlinken take part in @WhiteHouse’s #BigBlockOfCheeseDay tomorrow. Send them your toughest #foreignpolicy questions.
— John Kerry (@JohnKerry) January 12, 2016
Top. Men.
Kerry just tweeted this, for what it's worth. https://t.co/iXLJGDe0NZ
— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) January 12, 2016
Whew. He's all OVER this Iran aggression, folks. https://t.co/pzGHMkW27N
— Renna (@RennaW) January 12, 2016
#CheeseThroughStrength pic.twitter.com/JSWcI25oWc
— Andrew Klavan (@andrewklavan) January 12, 2016
@JohnKerry Great timing John!
— Phoenix (@MPGroves) January 12, 2016
Especially considering this:
Kerry learned of the situation involving 10 U.S. sailors at about 12:30 pm ET today, according to the AP.
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) January 12, 2016
Why, it’s almost as if Kerry’s completely useless and unserious!
"Guess what weeeee have?" – Iran https://t.co/Nlu4p6ypb6
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) January 12, 2016
#feckless https://t.co/EHN7JwhTqc
— Michi I. (@michi83) January 12, 2016
Here's John Kerry's biggest concern today. How we've fallen as a nation. https://t.co/XOouXMA0Pd
— The Lockean (@TheLockean) January 12, 2016
@JohnKerry @hhigginbottom @ABlinken @WhiteHouse What cheese is best with "egg on face"? Asking for an incompetent Sec. of State…
— STILL NeverTrump Joe (@joeleyare) January 12, 2016
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Pentagon reports that two Navy boats are in Iranian custody, crew to be returned ‘promptly’
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