Now that two U.S. Navy boats are reportedly in Iranian custody, we can really appreciate having a competent and effective secretary of state!

Oh, wait.

Just like everything else Kerry touches. Including his Twitter account.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we’re dealing with:

Top. Men.

Especially considering this:

Why, it’s almost as if Kerry’s completely useless and unserious!



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