Thanksgiving is almost upon us yet again, and what would the family holiday be without some liberals attempting to ruin it? Vox to the rescue:
The Vox guide to family Thanksgiving arguments https://t.co/748DrAW76x pic.twitter.com/rrd3pp5Pr0
— Vox (@voxdotcom) November 23, 2015
How to survive your family's Thanksgiving arguments on vaccines, Donald Trump, Black Lives Matter, and more: https://t.co/HFzCHPZTEz
— Ezra Klein (@ezraklein) November 23, 2015
Can we please just eat and watch football without the political microaggressions?
How-to-Talk-to-Your-Crazy-Uncle guides are my fave Thanksgiving tradition, next to violent Walmart shopping riots https://t.co/PwgwUuvYI3
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 23, 2015
1.Call them a racist. 2.Call them a homophobe. 3.Call them a bigot. If that doesn't work get in the fetal position. https://t.co/W30xPyi1Yk
— Not a Serf (@psjohnson23) November 23, 2015
#BlackLivesMatter interrupts the @voxdotcom family Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/sBCbFTy9G2
— The Right Wing M (@TheRightWingM) November 23, 2015
The @voxdotcom guide to how to ruin Thanksgiving by obnoxiously shoving your political views down people's throats. https://t.co/O7JnFlc3xm
— David B. Cohen (@DavidBCohen1) November 23, 2015
is vox's demographic white millennials who hate their families https://t.co/eNSuDbHhu4
— Almaqah (@_Almaqah) November 23, 2015
✓Survive them
✓Don't let them bother you
✓FOOTBALL! https://t.co/CyfHd0iwVB— Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) November 23, 2015
https://twitter.com/metro_hobbit/status/668811640964411392
"Thanksgiving should come with a trigger warning, but unfortunately it doesn't—here's how to protect yourself." https://t.co/jP7BloMbuk
— Boustrophedon (@yodat_nioj) November 23, 2015
@voxdotcom My crazy uncle says you only get milk from pregnant cows. pic.twitter.com/xh4U9nq5qu
— Bizarro Sirota (@bizzaro_sirota) November 23, 2015
Opposition research is the reason for the season! https://t.co/iWuctohh1q
— Scott Bixby (@scottbix) November 23, 2015
Step 1: Get a life and enjoy the holiday
Step 2: Make whoever mentions Vox eat in the other room w/ the dog https://t.co/BTLN8pOeUW— Tom (@Tom_Howie_Jarv) November 23, 2015
Step 1: DO NOT TALK POLITICS.
Step 2: EAT.
Step 3: Ignore Vox at all costs. https://t.co/yhOuqQoR2W
— Pradheep Shanker MD (@Neoavatara) November 23, 2015
If you read Vox on how to survive Thanksgiving, you are the person your family is trying to survive. https://t.co/v3HriUWejy
— Dylan Meyer (@Dylan_J_Meyer) November 23, 2015
Bingo! Pass the turkey.
