This morning, Hillary Clinton presented her ideas for halting the spread of terrorism in the world.
Chairman of Hillary for America John Podesta summed up Hillary’s strategy with this handy checklist:
Hillary's strategy to defeat Isis:
✓Defeat Isis in Syria & Iraq
✓Disrupt & dismantle terrorist infrastructure
✓Harden our defenses— John Podesta (@johnpodesta) November 19, 2015
Knowing the Clintons that checklist needs something else:
1. Defeat terrorism
2. ????
3. Profit https://t.co/MbazWyOQar— neontaster (@neontaster) November 19, 2015
“Profit” definitely needs to be there.
any questions? pic.twitter.com/0hokgckYQg
— Brandt (@UrbanAchievr) November 19, 2015
That's not a strategy. That's a wish list. It's like saying your plan for employment is to create jobs. https://t.co/ZiUlNYe7gs
— Patrick Henrys Ghost (@Pissed_Pat) November 19, 2015
Wait, we're going to defeat ISIS by defeating ISIS? That's brilliant! Has she mentioned this to Obama? @johnpodesta https://t.co/wTXpwJzxbK
— Pablo (@Pablo_1791) November 19, 2015
Step 1 to defeat ISIS: Defeat ISIS. But never w/ ground troops. Except the ones whose deployment she just endorsed. https://t.co/QxYulh4xHk
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) November 19, 2015
@UrbanAchievr @lachlan Was that meant as an actual serious answer, or was he trolling? B/c it really needs to be the latter.
— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) November 19, 2015
The Underpants Gnomes are in awe of your masterful strategy. Defeat ISIS by defeating ISIS? All in one step! Oh wow! https://t.co/9HyyPJdLT7
— Sarah Rumpf (@rumpfshaker) November 19, 2015
@UrbanAchievr @JammieWF that's not a strategy, that's an objective. Now, @johnpodesta, what is the strategy?
— David Kahane (@dkahanerules) November 19, 2015
HIGH FIVE, Von Clausewitz. https://t.co/H4QksyNM12
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) November 19, 2015
@UrbanAchievr @benshapiro the underpants gnome foreign policy
— Bradley Wright (@mr_brwright) November 19, 2015
As Podesta proved, achieving your goals on a checklist is easy!
✓ Beat ISIS
✓ Take away ISIS' ISIS
✓ Increase anti-ISIS— Dollars Horton (@crushingbort) November 19, 2015
My strategy to make a billion dollars:
✓ Make a billion dollars.@UrbanAchievr @lachlan— Erik Soderstrom (@soderstrom) November 19, 2015
@UrbanAchievr pic.twitter.com/0AeCC6KuN4
— #NeverTrump – KC_EDM (@KC_EDM) November 19, 2015
My strategy to get rich:
✓Get rich
✓Finally fix the sink
✓Tacos https://t.co/BNqHhz7cTe— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) November 19, 2015
Strategy to Defeat ISIS:
1.) Create List ✔️
2.) Write ‘Defeat ISIS’ ✔️
3.) Check Mark Things On List ✔️
4.) Win! ✔️ https://t.co/DQUOXQJBj3— Andrew Kugle (@Google_Kugle20) November 19, 2015
My plan for world peace
✔️Eliminate hunger
✔️Eradicate disease
✔️Stop war
It's that easy. https://t.co/V3kbquvXzh— The Sex Nerd (@Good_Guy69) November 19, 2015
@johnpodesta Hillary's strategy to have good tweets:
✓Have good tweets
✓Tweet so goddamn good you won't believe it buddy
✓Tweets are good— Edward James Brolmos (@skippable) November 19, 2015
https://twitter.com/TheMaverick21/status/667401675741597696
Strategy for making pancakes:
✓Go ahead and make pancakes
✓Continue to have the pancakes
✓Great, pancakes. https://t.co/BxvpqpvP5h— Sam Adler-Bell (@SamAdlerBell) November 19, 2015
I think @johnpodesta forgot:
✓ Pick up laundry
✓ Buy milk, bread
✓ Remind Bill to mow lawn— Al-Qaeda (@alqaeda) November 19, 2015
Hillary's strategy to make America great again
✓ Make America Great Again
✓ A New American Century
✓ A Right to Rise https://t.co/2XEA8EcjWz— Big Sexy Jeb! Lund (@Mobute) November 19, 2015
See, leadership is so simple!
