The #AmherstUprising at Amherst College in Massachusetts started in the wake of protests at Mizzou, and the leaders of the “uprising” have given the school’s administrators a comprehensive list of demands.

The protesters were hoping for more exposure on the football field today but were apparently victims of a team microagression instead:

https://twitter.com/amherstuprising/status/665556916379095040

Everybody to your designated safe spaces!


https://twitter.com/nannystatehate/status/665571954565378049

Definitely hard to tell the difference between satire and real life anymore.

https://twitter.com/amherstuprising/status/665577103769759744
https://twitter.com/amherstuprising/status/665585730043809792

Good call, Amherst football team!

Update:

And though it literally was impossible to tell if it was a parody account, the @AmherstUprising account has been suspended by Twitter.