David Burge, a.k.a. @Iowahawkblog, had the perfect idea last night to answer the lunacy of what we’re witnessing at college campuses across America.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to #NatioanlOffendACollgeStudentDay:
Let's make tomorrow #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 10, 2015
Let’s get this trending! In the meantime, here are some of the funnier ones we’ve seen:
Your family secretly wishes you would go to a friend's house for Thanksgiving #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay
— Helen Wheels (@txtiger1) November 10, 2015
We need engineers and scientists. No one gives a damn about your feelings.#NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay
— Bob Owens (@bob_owens) November 10, 2015
These guys are your age and worth more than you. #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay pic.twitter.com/FFe5gmfcrM
— Petroleum V. Nasby (@Bernie_Gilbert) November 10, 2015
You should be in class, studying, or working on homework right now.#NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay
— Dr. Kankokage (@kankokage) November 10, 2015
Your earning potential is inversely proportional to the number of words in the title of your "degree". #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay
— Sheik Yerbouti #OIP (@YerboutiSheik) November 10, 2015
Dragging your bedding around campus with you makes you look like Linus, not Rosa Parks. #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) November 10, 2015
You live in the most prosperous country on Earth; you are *literally* the 1%. #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay
— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) November 10, 2015
Your electrician will make more than you after graduation – and deserve it. #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay
— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) November 10, 2015
If you need to have a PhD to understand why something is racist, it isn't. #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 10, 2015
#NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay start your micro aggression engines! There is no safe space here!!!
— according to Amy (@Amyloukingery) November 10, 2015
You're expected to pay back your student loans #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay
— Lionel Morris (@dailyanger) November 10, 2015
#NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay Require students to write papers w/ proper punctuation and spelling. Make them re-write after four errors.
— Jim McNeely (@DrJimboMac) November 10, 2015
You delicate snowflakes are a laugh riot.
No scary words, no clapping. Oh, the horrors.
#NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay
— The 57th State ℅EF™ (@EF517_V2) November 10, 2015
Keep ’em coming!
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