We told you earlier that Harry Reid is suing the rubber-band company that left him blind in one  eye after an accident back on New Year’s Day. Well, now that the filing is out, it just got a whole lot creepier.

Apparently, the broken rubber band ruined Senator Reid’s sex life (or, in legalese, “loss of marital consortium”):

Too much information! Like, WAY, WAY too much information!!!

https://twitter.com/mrAvinash/status/652132222884016128

https://twitter.com/Trent_Hill/status/652131928829661190

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