Need any more proof the EPA is a shady organization? This oughtta do it:

Oh noes!

The trees! Won’t someone please think of the trees?

Yeah. Seriously asinine.

https://twitter.com/theshoebart/status/648975935337705472

Wait for it.

Right?

The EPA’s heliophobia raises an excellent question:

Oh, and then this happened:

Gee, wonder what that’s about?

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional text and tweets.