Have you ever thought to yourself, “Gee, wouldn’t it be great if I could keep track of all the Jews, all in one place?” Well, the wait is over. The New York Times is here to help:
No, it’s true:
Hey, thanks, New York Times! We knew we could count on you!
We’ll give the Times this much: They always manage to find a way to top themselves.
Time for a slogan update, don’t you think?