Have you ever thought to yourself, “Gee, wouldn’t it be great if I could keep track of all the Jews, all in one place?” Well, the wait is over. The New York Times is here to help:

No, it’s true:

Hey, thanks, New York Times! We knew we could count on you!

We’ll give the Times this much: They always manage to find a way to top themselves.

Time for a slogan update, don’t you think?

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Update:

‘It’s still disgusting’: NYT sneakily alters ‘Jew tracker’ piece, doesn’t fool anyone

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