President Obama is heading to Kenya next week to attend a summit on global entrepreneurship, but not everyone is happy about it.

Vincent Kidala, leader of Kenya’s Republican Liberty Party, is promising “5,000 totally naked men and women to protest the President Barack Obama’s open and aggressive support for Homosexuality.”

You see, they have to be naked so they can show the president the difference between a man and a woman:

Alrighty then.

The good news, however, is that naked protesters can’t hide a bomb (well, they could hide a bomb someplace, but not very easily). The State Department has issued a travel warning ahead of Obama’s visit:

And there’s good reason to worry about terrorism…

Flashback: Somali-based terrorists killed closed to 200 in an attack at Kenya’s Garissa University in April:

‘There are many dead bodies’: Al-Shabaab terrorists target Christians at #Garissa University, Kenya; Attack ongoing; Update: Death toll now at 70; Siege over, 147 now reported dead

But if Kenya isn’t safe for tourists, it’s safe for a presidential visit?

Let’s hope everyone, both the clothed and unclothed, stay safe.



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