An article appearing at Salon that originally ran on AlterNet does what they do best:

Somebody’s probably cranking up the Ariana Grande tunes today.

Shorter Salon:

Nailed it!

To save you a click, one of the reasons America isn’t exceptional is because the U.S. doesn’t recognize “the rights of the Earth.” So there’s that.

They can always be counted on for a pitiful laugh.

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