During his big announcement this morning, Donald Trump had a lot to say. Like, a lot. Weâ€™re still trying to process all of it.
Thatâ€™s probably an exercise in futility, though. So instead, weâ€™ll focus on something a little simpler. Namely, does The Donald know how to use a napkin?
Whatâ€™s all this about, then?
OK, thatâ€™s pretty nasty.
But maybe we shouldnâ€™t be so hard on him. After all, Donald-spittle is probably worth, like, $5 billion. WeÂ should be longing to bask in it!