This weekend, Hillary Clinton is (re)launching her campaign on Roosevelt Island in Manhattan. Eleanor Roosevelt will accompany Hillary, as will pitiful spin like this:

Yep, she actually said this: Hillary Clinton is “one of the most well-known unknown people.”

Things that remain “unknown” about Hillary Clinton include the location of her email server and what happened to $6 billion that is unaccounted for during her tenure at State, along with lots of other things for that matter.

They’ll keep “molding” until Hillary is whatever any voter wants her to be!

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