You know, it kinda does:
So barbaric that this should still be allowed… No conservation laws in effect wherever this is? https://t.co/hgavm9IBaM
— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) June 9, 2015
So, what’s “so barbaric”? This:
This guy thinks it's cool to kill defenceless animals then take a selfie. Jerk. pic.twitter.com/WbgMklrd9u
— Chris Tilly (@TillyTweets) June 9, 2015
Hmmm.
Goddammit Joyce come on @JoyceCarolOates
— Chris Scott (@iamchrisscott) June 9, 2015
Holy hell https://t.co/ZsxvdQFCC3
— Film Ladd (@FilmLadd) June 9, 2015
@DLoesch @JoyceCarolOates I think I cracked a rib from laughter.
— Mitch Shelton (@Cubbydad23) June 9, 2015
@JoyceCarolOates pic.twitter.com/qynEvdCRov
— The Batriarchy (@TheBatriarchy) June 9, 2015
Actual tears https://t.co/SnHl2Wp424
— Matt (@Matthops82) June 9, 2015
OMG…. I'm dying over here pic.twitter.com/dFL1UtwVlu
— Matt (@Matthops82) June 9, 2015
.@JoyceCarolOates @TillyTweets Even worse… Someone abandoned this poor bird & he was forced to hitchhike. pic.twitter.com/TKI0Gg41rD
— Matt (@Matthops82) June 9, 2015
Whoa: that SAME GUY made this fish into a pet, which just HAS to be against the law…@JoyceCarolOates @Matthops82 pic.twitter.com/YORre0V92V
— justturnright (@justturnright) June 9, 2015
@JoyceCarolOates @TillyTweets think that's bad, look at this poor fish being abused pic.twitter.com/Qt8mWsb0PD
— DeathToTyranny (@PostmasterBen) June 9, 2015
some body stop this guy @JoyceCarolOates pic.twitter.com/FpSYGwk8Pk
— darth™ (@darth) June 9, 2015
OMG! Why?!! pic.twitter.com/EANI46h9oO
— John Sexton (@verumserum) June 9, 2015
MFW…I'm laughing so hard right now. https://t.co/1tHFRSPWAv
— Abner Snopes (@humidpress) June 9, 2015
Oh you’re cute. MT @JoyceCarolOates: So barbaric. No conservation laws in effect? https://t.co/7eQMAbbsMx
— Alyssa (@YR_AlyssaDC) June 9, 2015
Joyce Carol Oates has been nominated for Pulitzers. https://t.co/dwIUcJK8Tz
— Milo Yiannopoulos (@Nero) June 9, 2015
WTF LOL https://t.co/0b4i9ceLIO
— Ben Smith (@bmcsmith92) June 9, 2015
Point and laugh. I cannot Tweet this enough —> https://t.co/thYdRwExng
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) June 9, 2015
OMG. This is awesome. https://t.co/C9zjuRUYJ0
— BiasedGirl (@BiasedGirl) June 9, 2015
Yeah it is.
@JoyceCarolOates @YesThatsTheJoke Hi Joyce – photo was taken in Jurassic Park which doesn't actually exist. Sorry for the confusion.
— Chris Tilly (@TillyTweets) June 9, 2015
. @JoyceCarolOates What conservation law would have prevented Spielberg from killing that fake dinosaur?
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) June 9, 2015
@JoyceCarolOates Costa Rica. And that's easy to say when you're not the one whose national parks are being ravaged by dinosaurs.
— fd2190 (@fd2190) June 9, 2015
That's right. Jurassic Park doesn't have conservation laws. https://t.co/62hacBtJJQ
— Jay Caruso (@JayCaruso) June 9, 2015
Perhaps @JoyceCarolOates could lead the charge in persuading UNESCO to make Jurassic Park a World Heritage Site.
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) June 9, 2015
@DLoesch #MesozoicLivesMatter @JoyceCarolOates
— Nino (@baldingschemer) June 9, 2015
I can’t wait for @JoyceCarolOates ’s advocacy for the endangered animals of Skull Island. pic.twitter.com/TTQtCPZtCj
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) June 9, 2015
Please @JoyceCarolOates help punish this child who punched this killer whale out of the sea pic.twitter.com/rOAZy7XbVI
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) June 9, 2015
In situations like this, we have to ask ourselves: Is she kidding?
Taking bets on "she's kidding" a d "she's not kidding." Any takers? https://t.co/cvxY1mDvig
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) June 9, 2015
It’s so hard to tell. Because as she demonstrated so many times before, she’s thick enough to actually be serious about this.
Serious or joking? https://t.co/8ANHIdW92c
— Steve Klein (@SteveKlein62) June 9, 2015
@ryvngarvey lmao I hope she's serious https://t.co/eonuK1yDPs
— Ryan Edwards (@redwords28) June 9, 2015
What are the chances she's serious? https://t.co/UqEG0iOkcF
— Whoever Vox Is (@michaelarria) June 9, 2015
What? Are you serious? https://t.co/78bJe9yZxZ
— RB (@RBPundit) June 9, 2015
Oh. My. God. RT @DLoesch: You must be kidding me. https://t.co/Gj36AwHOIt
— Rachel Veronica (@rachelveronica) June 9, 2015
@gabrielroth Not really sure if @JoyceCarolOates is kidding…
— Leigh Marble (@LeighMarble) June 9, 2015
really unsure if this is earnest or if oates has been playing the long con with her bad tweets https://t.co/YqFnmPTfSJ
— kept_simple (@kept_simple) June 9, 2015
…this can't be real. She's not serious… https://t.co/YIyBk5VCL4
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) June 9, 2015
When in doubt, assume, yes, people are that stupid. RT @TheBrandonMorse: …this can't be real. She's not serious… https://t.co/xsscmYDK41
— April Thompson (@oddlysaid) June 9, 2015
She's got to be in on the joke. https://t.co/p8OVtMM7Cz
— Alex Parker (@AlexParkerDC) June 9, 2015
Maybe, maybe not. In any event, just to be safe, we think an introduction is in order, don’t you?
Joyce Carol Oates, Toure. Toure, Joyce Carol Oates.https://t.co/j2qzRCnXnthttps://t.co/TXFKRbwHy9
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) June 9, 2015
Snort!
.@JoyceCarolOates may have out-Toure'd @Toure
— pls print (@1979amish) June 9, 2015
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