'Senility is so hard to watch': Hillary picks the PERFECT campaign (re)launch spot

Posted at 12:54 pm on June 1, 2015 by Sarah D.

Here … we … go!

T-minus 5 minutes until the location of the official #Hillary2016 launch will be announced—right here.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) June 1, 2015

This sounds kinda familiar, no?

That didn't happen yet? https://t.co/BWki9z6HWZ
— Brodigan* (@brodigan) June 1, 2015

Did Hillary forget that she already launched her campaign? o_Ohttps://t.co/lyggxrM040
— Erin (@sqwerin) June 1, 2015

Again? https://t.co/dbjpqKVR8F
— BiasedGirl (@BiasedGirl) June 1, 2015

@HillaryClinton You already did that.Have you had another fall?
— Patrick Bateman (@NatcyLugosi) June 1, 2015

Perhaps I’m confused, but I was under the impression Hillary already launched her campaign. https://t.co/l3VdyyZaiZ
— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) June 1, 2015

Huh?? I thought she already launched?? https://t.co/vynnHI25bI
— LaurieAnn (@mooshakins) June 1, 2015

Well, yeah. But this time, it’ll be really good! Promise!

Shorter @HillaryClinton – "1st official launch was such a disaster, we're having a second official launch." Like a Hobbit second breakfast
— Jay Caruso (@JayCaruso) June 1, 2015

Drumroll, please:

Breaking: Start spreading the news—#Hillary2016 kicks off here.And you could be there → http://t.co/eztnltNOnc pic.twitter.com/3bYkh2kB39
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) June 1, 2015

Hillary, the Sequel: This time, it’s personal.

Tells me literally nothing. https://t.co/E9Opr9vFjx
— Amy Miller (@amyvrwc) June 1, 2015

What’s to tell? All you need to know is that this is Hillary’s moment to shine.

And boy, did she pick the right place to do it:

Roosevelt Island? I just don't get it.
— Rory Cooper (@rorycooper) June 1, 2015

My #NYC friends tell me Roosevelt Park for TV is logistically the worst place ever to launch a major presidential campaign.
— Luke Russert (@LukeRussert) June 1, 2015

I 100% thought Hillary Will Announce On Roosevelt Island was obviously a joke.
— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) June 1, 2015

A hard-to-reach island couldn't be a more perfect metaphor. Unless, of course, it was also exceptionally corrupt. https://t.co/LXhUDg0WbN
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) June 1, 2015

@gabrielmalor My first thought was: didn't it used to be called "Welfare Island…?"
— aThirdOfDuane (@aThirdOfDuane) June 1, 2015

@CuffyMeh @NoahCRothman Used to be called Welfare Island.
— Just Karl (@justkarl) June 1, 2015

@justkarl @CuffyMeh Its present nicknames are equally unflattering.
— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) June 1, 2015

Hey, want to see what rents are on Roosevelt Island? #UniteBlue http://t.co/S7xXrGX5rp
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 1, 2015

Wow. "Champion of The People" launches campaign in community where 535 square-feet Studio apartments rent for $2,800 a month @redsteeze
— Noah Wehrman (@NoahWehrman) June 1, 2015

Perfect. Just perfect.

@HillaryClinton I made this in honor of your launch. pic.twitter.com/KSafyBMTVa
— Derp McFlannel (@DerpFlannel) June 1, 2015

Yay! Enjoy this launch, you guys, because there most definitely won’t be another one. Nope. This is it. This is definitely it.

@HillaryClinton Nothing says "young and with it" like repeatedly forgetting you're running for president.
— Eric Spencer (@JustEric) June 1, 2015

Oh dear, voters, @HillaryClinton is confused and forgot she was already running… Senility is so hard to watch… https://t.co/X1lBTsOnYr
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) June 1, 2015

Hillary's campaign has been restarted more times than a Yugo with a bad alternator and a dry battery.
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) June 1, 2015

Watching you try to Jedi Mind-trick America that you haven't done this already is really fun. @HillaryClinton
— Noah Wehrman (@NoahWehrman) June 1, 2015

The Hillary campaign redoing the kickoff should make all those pundits who said the first one was brilliant feel stupid.
— RB (@RBPundit) June 1, 2015

How many times will Hillary Clinton "announce" her candidacy? She has to hold the World Record in "announcing". Right?
— BiasedGirl (@BiasedGirl) June 1, 2015

RELAUNCHRELAUNCHRELAUNCHRELAUNCH pic.twitter.com/jpY9i1lI8I
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 1, 2015

Here's how @HillaryClinton keeps track of all the times she launches her Presidential campaign:. pic.twitter.com/EJUho77CP2
— Noah Wehrman (@NoahWehrman) June 1, 2015

Matter of time before Hillary is writing ANNOUNCE CAMPAIGN all over herself with a Sharpie, Memento-style.
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) June 1, 2015

Hillary's debate prep is going to consist entirely of making sure she doesn't spend the whole time announcing her candidacy.
— L (@OrwellForks) June 1, 2015

Can’t wait!

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

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