Alert! Alert! On the lookout for people pumped about Lindsey Graham 2016

I am running for President of the United States. Stand with me as a Day One Founding Member: http://t.co/kbVR69lB3e pic.twitter.com/COXVMinRlR

— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) June 1, 2015

I'm SUPER excited to vote for Lindsey Graham. – said no one ever.

— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) June 1, 2015

So who is excited about the Lindsey Graham presidency?! *Crickets

— Eric Peterson (@IllinoisEric89) June 1, 2015

I'd like to meet that one person not named Lindsey Graham that told Lindsey Graham he could become President. Just so I can laugh at them.

— Matt (@Matthops82) June 1, 2015

Lindsey Graham’s chances make Ben Carson's chances look like Jeb Bush’s chances.

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) June 1, 2015

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! wait Lindsey Graham is running for what, I honestly thought that was an Onion story!

— Rossssc (@rossssc) June 1, 2015

Lindsey Graham….. what a waste of time and money ……. just donate the campaign contributions to cancer research or something productive

— Dagwood Bumstead (@Daggy1) June 1, 2015

I'd be more excited if Teddy Graham announced his candidacy. #GOP #RINO

— Rob (@rlarrant) June 1, 2015

So is Lindsey Graham the 4th or 5th Democrat to enter the race? I'm losing count. #RINO

— Simply James (@JamesBalderrama) June 1, 2015

I cannot even believe the nerve of Lindsey Graham…Who in their right mind is jumping on that bandwagon?

— J | s (@JackieSeal) June 1, 2015

Lindsey Graham is running for president and seems to think he can win. That's it. Sometimes the jokes just tell themselves.

— Brad Duren (@brad_duren) June 1, 2015

Lindsey Graham running for President is about as exciting as reading the 1998 People magazine while waiting in the OBGYN office.

— AngieQueenofQuirk (@Artist_Angie) June 1, 2015

I've already told you if GOP nominates Lindsey Graham I'm voting 3rd party. It'll be YOUR fault I'm voting 3rd party, NOT mine. #Graham2016

— First In Last Out (@4gen234) June 1, 2015

I think that for once i can honestly say that I would abstain from voting if a particular candidate won. If Lindsey wins… I’m out.

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) June 1, 2015

@BenHowe We have a choice between a Dem who deletes emails and a Rep who claims he's never sent one b4. *slaps hand to forehead*

— Becky Erdmann (@BeckyErdmann) June 1, 2015

My official stance on @LindseyGrahamSC running for president pic.twitter.com/Xq8jCitaX7

— Jo (@JDtheBard) June 1, 2015

The Lindsey Graham Announcement: pic.twitter.com/EjoYUW1gDJ

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) June 1, 2015

"I'm Lindsey Graham and I'm running for… ? never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down ?"

— Matt (@Matthops82) June 1, 2015

That being said, I'm sure Lindsey Graham's immediate family is excited and proud of him and look forward to their new jobs as campaigners.

— Daniel Gilfillan (@OneTonTurtle) June 1, 2015

I don't even think Lindsey Graham is excited to vote for Lindsey Graham.

— Sophia Triantafyllop (@sophia_longname) June 1, 2015

Please be retiring from the Senate. Please please please please please. https://t.co/6Ft4hgmATA

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) June 1, 2015

#LindseyGraham2016 ….. #IfHeResignsFromTheSenate

— GayPatriot® (@GayPatriot) June 1, 2015