'Misspelled 'cattle futures’: Vox's awe over Hillary Clinton's 'investment strategy' dosed with reality

Posted at 10:49 am on May 18, 2015 by Doug P.

Hillary Clinton’s a master investor. Just ask Vox:

Hillary Clinton has a smart and surprisingly simple investment strategy http://t.co/qI29CEVhn5
— Vox (@voxdotcom) May 18, 2015

One more time with the intended feeling:

RT @voxdotcom: Hillary Clinton has a smart and surprisingly simple investment strategy. pic.twitter.com/UxH8gxTJFy
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) May 18, 2015

Isn’t there something’s missing from Vox’s analysis of Hillary’s “investment strategy”?

@voxdotcom Yep, all index funds. No shady real estate deals or downside-limited cattle future investments at all.
— Awkward Fuzzball (@awkwardfuzzball) May 18, 2015

Nope, not at all!

@voxdotcom yup. hold a powerful office, take money, change US policy in return. it's called treason.
— Karon Adams (@MilitaryRosary) May 18, 2015

@voxdotcom You misspelled "cattle futures"
— Razor (@hale_razor) May 18, 2015

@charlescwcooke @voxdotcom It's cattle futures, right? http://t.co/nTikHkHjNR
— Angus E. Parvo (@angusparvo) May 18, 2015

Cattle futures? @charlescwcooke @voxdotcom
— Mr. X (@GlomarResponder) May 18, 2015

Yes – granting political favors seems to double your speaking profits. Amazing! @voxdotcom https://t.co/e5QvMHP1nr
— Valerie's Puppet (@Anewhomestar) May 18, 2015

@charlescwcooke @voxdotcom Marry a Political Rock Star?
— Nathan Alexander (@brainfertilizer) May 18, 2015

@voxdotcom sadly, not everyone can work @ the Rose Law firm…
— Mr. French (@scottnfrench) May 18, 2015

@charlescwcooke @voxdotcom Get your husband into the White House?! It's worth every penny!
— Brownian Motion (@cobrownell) May 18, 2015

Worked like a charm for the Clintons, that’s for sure.

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